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Wait. Jake is making a film with Ryan Gosling about young fashion designers.

And you all didn't feel like you should TELL ME THIS?!

Everyone is sacked. Pick up your P46 at the front desk.

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[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

What? No.

Well, now it's official. You know what you have to do, right?

[literaryll.livejournal.com]

Omg bitch I sent you an email about this a week ago!

[jonem.livejournal.com]

Oh. My Fucking. God.

*flails*

[acroamatica.livejournal.com]

... you can't make this shit up. :D :D :D

FIC, WOMAN, FIC! Think of the less cracked-out fortunate!

[mellafe.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHA. I shall never forget this. I shall remember it in my time of need. I shall pass it on to my grandkids when they're feeling unloved and lonely. gayest movie ever.

[estrella30.livejournal.com]

omg. I would be excited if I was able to block the fact from my brain that I actually tried to READ this book a few years ago and I actively wished I was BLIND while reading.

I just - good god I hope they can save it, Z. But I just...I have very little faith.

[onthehillside.livejournal.com]

I don't understand. The movie is actually called Fashionistas?

...

Jake went to the AFI fest with that rich boy from The Day After Tomorrow. There are pictures (http://p099.ezboard.com/fjjboardfrm12.showMessage?topicID=95186.topic).

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*my life ends*

[venivincere]

Mea culpa? And does this mean I get food stamps?

[supergrover24.livejournal.com]

What amuses me is that Ryan Gosling's character is "secretly in architecture school" and that's why he's a recluse. (I read the Amazon description, not the book.) He should totally go to Brad for advice on how to play the part.

[epj.livejournal.com]

*explodes and dies*

omg the slash. The SLASH!

*dies more*

[veradeath.livejournal.com]

What???? *just finding out*
I think my brain just short circuited.
This is......going to be gayer than Brokeback, isn't it? Hackthis, you realize that you must write about this, right? Because, this is cracktastic news. I think you've found who Jake's going to be Man Trade with. Please? And Ryan is ever so pretty.
Wait,there's a book?

[kiki-miserychic.livejournal.com]

OMG, that... whoa. No words.

[fivil.livejournal.com]

Don't fire me, I only just heard about this! And whoa. The world loves hackthis.

[sodamnquirky.livejournal.com]

I might start to think that these people (JAKE!) read your journal, plan accordingly and then you mysteriously get happy, happy news like these.

[plumtastic.livejournal.com]

Oh god, they're seriously trying to kill us, aren't they?

If it's half as funny as Timberlake and...one of the other ones, playing hair dressers in On the Line, well, FABOO in the making!

[kismeteve.livejournal.com]

Well, then. I think we know what's going to be in the works. I'll provide the liquor if you need it.

[psycho-llama.livejournal.com]

OH YEAH!! Excellent news. (I just wish it didn't happen the night before my biiiiig exam. Between this and the latest Tom/Katie on ONTD I think I may fail.. Oh well)

So. Cracked-out fic?

[thepouncer.livejournal.com]

Have you seen this one?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/11/13/AR2005111300500.html?nav=rss_artsandliving/entertainmentnews

[dopplegl.livejournal.com]

HOW DID I COMPLETELY MISS THIS POST?!