Poll! Poll!

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[Poll #622931]

ETA: The sorting is for me!me!me! but if you click on the link you can run the poll she's doing in your LJ and get yourself sorted too. I was just curious myself. I mean I know where I go, but still...

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[mellafe.livejournal.com]

I'm desperate for some Slytherin fic, woman. NOBODY DOES IT BETTER THAN YOU!!

Oh, and some Grey's Anatomy. :D

[rozza.livejournal.com]

Okay. Was the second question where the Hat would put me, or put you? I have a raging sinus infection so it's hard to think clearly. :( I voted Ravenclaw, because I am SO a Ravenclaw. But you, my dear, are a Slytherin and that will never be disputed.

[literaryll.livejournal.com]

GOYLE/DRACO OMG PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE :D

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

I voted for Fred/Angelina but I would love some more on Cedric. ;)

I feel like I need to claim myself Gryffindor and try to heal the rift. But I would really like to keep all my limbs. ;)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

*preens*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I know about the Slytherin thing, sweetie, I am trying, but it's the holidays and we're a very lazy lot.

[smoonyc.livejournal.com]

Oooh..Harry/Cedric? Or Harry/Draco...actually Harry/Ron might work out too... ::drifts off::

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

*read the ETA* Well, duh. Slytherin. Why would anyone say any different?

Also, after staring lovingly at Julian there, I was thinking that I would *love* to read a little bit about him in school.

[dine.livejournal.com]

some Kitchen Confidential pweese?!

I know the show's defunct *kicks weasels at FOX* but there should still be more wacky sexy hijinks in a busy kitchen!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

*has a long hard think*

God, what was Julian like in school? Not a bully, or a jock, I think there are two possibilities, one he was bullied unmercilessly at his boarding school in Ireland and he became a spy for hire, because then he'd get respect and he could put the bullies in their place. Not overtly popular. It's possible he was the class lothario, the one your mother say on Parents Day and said, "Stay away" -- but really he's too classy for that. He was the Mystery Boy I suspect. I don't know, I think I need to consult with Kassie, unless you have some ideas...

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Oh, darling, I stopped writing H/D a long time ago, unless under extreme duress that answers to the name kattiya

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

DAMN THE MAN! I will think on this *winks*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I'd forgotten all about that. Hmmm.

[mellafe.livejournal.com]

As long as you don't forget about us, haha, I'm fine. :D

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

I should do that poll. but everyone would say gryffindor and I would have to ex-ter-min-ate!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You sorted me in RAVENCLAW?

I don't think I can be associated with you anymore.

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

mystery boy?

first of all, Julian LIED about the Irish school thing, HELLO, he went to school in Scotland, omgwtf! You might have heard of it? Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry?

AND

Julian Slytherin Prefect and NOT having gone to school under the blanket of Harry Potter-inspired Slytherin loathing, he parlayed his school career into many many contacts that came to be useful in his later *cough* career. In his fifth year, they reinstated the Random Student Exchange from Durmstrang and Beauxbatons, and he met several people who came to instrumental in his later meeting Irina.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

first of all, Julian LIED about the Irish school thing, HELLO, he went to school in Scotland, omgwtf! You might have heard of it? Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry?


He never *said* he went to school in Ireland, that's season one analysis by Marshall of his accent during the old skool days. I mean I know what *I* think -- I think Narcissa saw what Lucius did to Draco and said, "fuck that" and sent Julian off to be cared for by transfigured house elves.

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

one he was bullied unmercilessly at his boarding school in Ireland and he became a spy for hire, because then he'd get respect and he could put the bullies in their place.

Hmmm. That is interesting. But if he's a Malfoy, I don't think he'd put up with any of that for long. He'd at least come up with ways to get back at his tormentors in rather wicked ways. Everyone would eventually be terrified of him while the professors doted on such a sweet, innocent boy who, for some reason, has only, like, two friends.

I don't think he'd be quite as fucked up as Sark when he was a kid but at least have some of those same father issues.

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

I was fucking with you.

puh-leez. we were both so Slytherin in our youth that endowed a fucking Slytherin prize in our honor (and I swear to you that if you ever tell Charlie that I was behind that whole fiasco, I'm Polyjuicing myself as you and coming on to Barty Crouch Sr.)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Mystery Boy. The guy that sits in the back of the class, not paying attention, looking hot, saying nothing, and giving all the girls whiplash. The one who never cracks a book, but aces everything and gives the teachers fits. Enigma. I think it was his fourth year Science teacher who got him hooked on the Rambaldi business. It was his/her effort to get Julian to engage in his school work on some level.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

OMG, I thought we *were* talking about Sark. Durrr. Okay, you mean Julian Sark Malfoy of the Malfoy Escorts Malfoys? Oh, he was quite the heartbreaker that one then. He, Draco and Blaise ran the school like a triad of pimps.

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

Julian had to have gone to Hogwarts, Narcissa's too neurotic to have let him be anywhere else. Who knows what could have happened to him?

You're right, Marshall was just wrong. Maybe two of the Slytherins in Julian's year were Irish? AND maybe it was before Snape was head of house and the head was Irish? heehee. Julian could be a Ballycastle Bats fan.

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

how are you the only one off the page? scroll up

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

Hell, now *I* am confused. Heh.