Ari, it’s always a pleasure to see you've climbed out from underneath your rock for a bit. How's the Missus Ari, she was really good at sucking my dick last night, I gotta say.
Like, oh my fucking gawd, are you going to write Matt like this? This is the best conversion you've made in YEARS. Matt is love, and that's the damned truth, chicken. Watch Bourne Identity again, and your ass will not recover. HIS ARMS!
Matt likes Ari, he finds him amusing, in that obnoxious East Coast way. He assumes that Ari offends Brad's delicate Midwestern sensibility or something. FYI: I don't like Bourne Identity, I find it boring. If I was a real car chase I'll watch the original The Italian Job, but I did like the Bourne Supremacy.
In my constructed world, everyone would engage in witty banter on the level of George and Karen from Will and Grace.
Yeah, I don't like Will & Grace either.
You know what the world needs? A Five Things That Never Happened to George Clooney fic where he picks up five very improbable people. Like SARK.
Do you *see* the smoke rising from my ears? Jesus Christ.
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Like, oh my fucking gawd, are you going to write Matt like this? This is the best conversion you've made in YEARS. Matt is love, and that's the damned truth, chicken. Watch Bourne Identity again, and your ass will not recover. HIS ARMS!
Matt likes Ari, he finds him amusing, in that obnoxious East Coast way. He assumes that Ari offends Brad's delicate Midwestern sensibility or something. FYI: I don't like Bourne Identity, I find it boring. If I was a real car chase I'll watch the original The Italian Job, but I did like the Bourne Supremacy.
In my constructed world, everyone would engage in witty banter on the level of George and Karen from Will and Grace.
Yeah, I don't like Will & Grace either.
You know what the world needs? A Five Things That Never Happened to George Clooney fic where he picks up five very improbable people. Like SARK.
Do you *see* the smoke rising from my ears? Jesus Christ.