hackthis_archive ([personal profile] hackthis_archive) wrote2005-12-05 12:45 pm

Just to piss [livejournal.com profile] ethrosdemon off.

LJ is smoking crack again. Fabulous. I'd rather have the hash brownies myself. Where we cut tag the inspid meme a day later, because you know, I can be obnoxious with the best of them.

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In January I stole [livejournal.com profile] serialkarma's purse (-30 points). In April I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Thursday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In July I put gum in [livejournal.com profile] amberlynne's hair (-12 points). In October I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In May I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).

Overall, I've been nice (228 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!

Sincerely,
hackthis

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[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2005-12-05 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, I've heard already that people want my head on a pike for the no cut-tagging. What can I say, today, I feel obonxious.