One day, Draco Malfoy woke up and realised that Gregory Goyle was attractive. - Eeeee *clamps hand over mouth to stop the embarrassing squeeing noises that want to spill out at every word of this*
And yeah one day I woke up and was in love with Goyle. He hits you like that LOL
Goyle wasn't appealing in the flawless and mindblowing way that Draco was attractive, nor in that "'I really, really want to shag you" way that Blaise Zabini was attractive. - I have a feeling every line is going to get quoted back LOL. Tough. Mindblowing way AHAHAHAHA. Draco, Draco, Draco. I really can't even. *clamps hand over mouth again*
But he was solid. And very manly-looking. - Damn. I needed more than a second. I needed a week to cool off. Goyyyle. This solid looking thing is why him and Draco look pretty together. The contrast. Yes. There is logic behind my shipping LOL
Goyle had stubble and muscles, and he was, well, he was Goyle. He was at least six feet tall, and although his eyebrows were unfortunate, they were nothing that a Glamour or six couldn't fix. - Or six. *dies* Stubble too!! Oh they are special together. I'm telling you.
Compared to Crabbe, Goyle was cover material for Witch Weekly - AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Poor Crabbe. I don't even know why I like Goyle so much better.
"I've decided to do you a favor and let you date me," he said benevolently over the porridge and toast. - You're too kind Draco LOL!
He ignored them all and elbowed Goyle in the ribs. "Are you listening to me?" - I can't even say how much I love the elbowing ♥ God your Draco is the best :) :) :)
Goyle dropped a spoonful of porridge on his robes, and Draco sighed. - I give up. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"You knowing a word like 'munificence' is a shock," Nott interrupted - omg *laughing my ass off* Theodore I love you so much. I even forgive you for breaking my heart by being with Blaise in the story before this.
He'd had to work hard on that turning noses into pig snout's spell. - Ahahaha. Hilarious. And wandless!
"Now, I know you never thought you'd live to see the day where you would land someone as awe-inspiringly gorgeous as me, but I'm sure you'll be bringing something to the table, too. What exactly that is yet, I don't know, but you can think on it and get back to me." - *cracking up again* Anyone willing to put up with Draco is bringing more than their fair share to the table.
'Think on it and get back to me' *LOVES WITH AN INSANE LOVE*
This time Blaise snorted loudly; Draco glared harder. - LOL! And now I'm a little conflicted because aww look at Blaise and Draco.
It bounced back AHAHAHA! I can see Blaise's smirk. Really want to shag him is right. Damn.
"But, Draco, I'm not -- I'm not, you know, that way." - Oh please, Goyle. You were a little girl for him. You love him.
Draco just rolled his eyes and patted Goyle's arm. "Everyone says that before they have the Malfoy experience. Don’t let that worry you; I can sort you out in no time." - And now a pat!! I really need to shut up now cause I could go on about that pat for a paragraph. At least LOL
Thank you soo much. Like I said - Ashley = Zahra's slave for life.
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And yeah one day I woke up and was in love with Goyle. He hits you like that LOL
Goyle wasn't appealing in the flawless and mindblowing way that Draco was attractive, nor in that "'I really, really want to shag you" way that Blaise Zabini was attractive. - I have a feeling every line is going to get quoted back LOL. Tough. Mindblowing way AHAHAHAHA. Draco, Draco, Draco. I really can't even. *clamps hand over mouth again*
But he was solid. And very manly-looking. - Damn. I needed more than a second. I needed a week to cool off. Goyyyle. This solid looking thing is why him and Draco look pretty together. The contrast. Yes. There is logic behind my shipping LOL
Goyle had stubble and muscles, and he was, well, he was Goyle. He was at least six feet tall, and although his eyebrows were unfortunate, they were nothing that a Glamour or six couldn't fix. - Or six. *dies* Stubble too!! Oh they are special together. I'm telling you.
Compared to Crabbe, Goyle was cover material for Witch Weekly - AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Poor Crabbe. I don't even know why I like Goyle so much better.
"I've decided to do you a favor and let you date me," he said benevolently over the porridge and toast. - You're too kind Draco LOL!
He ignored them all and elbowed Goyle in the ribs. "Are you listening to me?" - I can't even say how much I love the elbowing ♥ God your Draco is the best :) :) :)
Goyle dropped a spoonful of porridge on his robes, and Draco sighed. - I give up. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"You knowing a word like 'munificence' is a shock," Nott interrupted - omg *laughing my ass off* Theodore I love you so much. I even forgive you for breaking my heart by being with Blaise in the story before this.
He'd had to work hard on that turning noses into pig snout's spell. - Ahahaha. Hilarious. And wandless!
"Now, I know you never thought you'd live to see the day where you would land someone as awe-inspiringly gorgeous as me, but I'm sure you'll be bringing something to the table, too. What exactly that is yet, I don't know, but you can think on it and get back to me." - *cracking up again* Anyone willing to put up with Draco is bringing more than their fair share to the table.
'Think on it and get back to me' *LOVES WITH AN INSANE LOVE*
This time Blaise snorted loudly; Draco glared harder. - LOL! And now I'm a little conflicted because aww look at Blaise and Draco.
It bounced back AHAHAHA! I can see Blaise's smirk. Really want to shag him is right. Damn.
"But, Draco, I'm not -- I'm not, you know, that way." - Oh please, Goyle. You were a little girl for him. You love him.
Draco just rolled his eyes and patted Goyle's arm. "Everyone says that before they have the Malfoy experience. Don’t let that worry you; I can sort you out in no time." - And now a pat!! I really need to shut up now cause I could go on about that pat for a paragraph. At least LOL
Thank you soo much. Like I said - Ashley = Zahra's slave for life.