hackthis_archive ([personal profile] hackthis_archive) wrote2006-02-17 10:46 am

All interactive, all the time.

The inspiration for this post came to me in the middle of the night, like all good ideas. I'd originally planned to do a 7 Sins version for the Postcard Secret [livejournal.com profile] sga_flashfic challenge, but I am no artist. I have no editing programmes. I couldn't even put text on these, and that has given me a whole new appreciation for the artists out there, so go out there and show them some love.

Right. I digress.

Here's my take on the Postcard Secret phenomenon (i.e. the website where people send postcards with their secrets).

Multifandom
Interactive.






Shakespeare had it wrong.  My only hate sprung from my only love.
Shakespeare had it wrong. My only hate sprung from my only love.




I'm tired of pretending.
I'm tired of pretending.




One day he is going to leave me for someone else.
One day he is going to leave me for someone else.



One day his ego will get us all killed.
One day his ego will get us all killed.




I watch him sleep.  Even I think this is creepy.
I watch him sleep. Even I think this is creepy.




He leads.  I follow.  So does everyone else.
He leads. I follow. So does everyone else.





He was not the first heir.
He was not the first heir.




At least they speak my language.
At least I speak their language.




She touched what is mine.  I hate her.
She touched what is mine. I hate her.





I think she loves him more than she loves me.  I think I love him more too.
I think she loves him more than she loves me. I think I love him more too.




I have killed for him.  I would do it again in a heartbeat.
I have killed for him. I would do it again in a heartbeat.




Some days I believe he is my only friend.
Some days I believe he is my only friend.




He is not his father's son.
He is not his father's son.





I am only doing this to make him happy.
I am only doing this to make him happy.




Sometimes I wish she had died.
Sometimes I wish she had died.




I have loved you since the day we met.
I have loved you since the day we met.




I am having second thoughts.
I am having second thoughts.




I have nothing left to believe in anymore.
I have nothing left to believe in anymore.




His repression is ruining everything,
His repression is ruining everything,




I'm less afraid of them than I am of loving her.
I'm less afraid of them than I am of loving her.


[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2006-02-17 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but he doesn't like those people. He thinks you're spunky, you want a job? Seriously, he totally growled in my head. This is so wrong.

[identity profile] serialkarma.livejournal.com 2006-02-17 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
If I was Ari's assistant there would either be bloodshed or...yeah, you know what? Why don't I just say thanks, but no thanks?

bye now.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2006-02-17 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw, c'mon? Don't believe all those stories about me! That sexual harassment case never made it to court -- none of'em did! I was all a fucking set up!

[identity profile] serialkarma.livejournal.com 2006-02-17 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, please. I am not 19, despite what the cashiers at the liquor store always seem to think. I'd say pull the other one, but I don't want to encourage you.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2006-02-17 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
*leers*

I've heard all kinds of things about you, you sure you don't want to reconsider and work something out? I can be a very generous man you know.

[identity profile] serialkarma.livejournal.com 2006-02-17 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
a) what kinds of things?
b) who exactly did you hear these things from?
c) how generous are we talking? And by that, I mean, how many percentage points?

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2006-02-17 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Points? Baby, you're an assistant. The only points in your life as the ones you call in to the bookie for the Lakers game.

[identity profile] serialkarma.livejournal.com 2006-02-17 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Yep, that's what I thought. Thanks for playing, have a nice day! Don't blow too many dicks on your way home tonight!

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2006-02-17 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw, you're cute, shame about the attitude.

[identity profile] serialkarma.livejournal.com 2006-02-17 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
That's funny, that's exactly what I said to a friend about you.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2006-02-17 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Huh, you're funny. Are you married, cos I always have room for another wife.

[identity profile] serialkarma.livejournal.com 2006-02-17 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Hah. Look, I'll be honest, Mrs. Ari scares me more than you ever will. She scares you too, don't front.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2006-02-17 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I just let her *think* she's in charge, you gotta keep the bitches happy or they'll burn your clothes.

[identity profile] serialkarma.livejournal.com 2006-02-17 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, wow, you're just a master of the sweet talk, you know that? *rolls eyes*

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2006-02-17 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, I'm no pussy. For that you gotta go to ICM.