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[hackthis_archive]

Okay, first the bad news.

In what defamer has affectionately called Clooneygate, it appears that everybody's favorite non-candidate for President did not actually write Monday's Huff-blog post. Apparently those bad people at Huffington blog found it incumbent to piece together the blog from George's other interviews. Obviously, there's some question as to who is to blame for this snafu. The Huffington Post blames Stan Rosenfield, George's publicist. Stan blames Huff-post.

Ari doesn't really care, but since George is vexed, he's put out hits on everyone regardless.

The good news is that George has donated his entire Oscar swag bag to the United Way so they can auction it off for charity. So, everybody call the United Way. A Tahitian pearl necklace? Is that *supposed* to sound like one of estrella30's sex kinks?

In other news, if anyone has mp3s of Sing Sing's 'Sing-Sing and I' or anything by the Pocket Dwellers besides 'Shine' I would be most grateful.

Comments

[slodwick.livejournal.com]

Guh!

Also? I can't believe it took that hat for me to notice Ari's Piven's pointy ears. Huh.

Also? GUH.

[knowledgequeen.livejournal.com]

Mrph. That's actually kind of disheartening, that he didn't write it. Bad Arianna's-staffers. And frankly, George, what the hell is wrong with being a blogger?

[estrella30.livejournal.com]

A Tahitian pearl necklace? Is that *supposed* to sound like one of estrella30's sex kinks?

WHAT!

o.O

I have no idea what you mean!

[antheia.livejournal.com]

God, your boys hit so many of my buttons that it's just retarded.

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

You realize, of course, George donated his Oscar swag so the IRS wouldn't make him pay taxes on it.

[literaryll.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Ari looks so serious :) I never get tired of that picture of Blaise and love to your current playing music.

[resmin.livejournal.com]

Who doesn't love monkeys? I mean really.

[unperfectwolf.livejournal.com]

Guh. That is all.

[maroonraven.livejournal.com]

George Clooney does not make statements. He answers questions. That has Chuck Norris written all over it.

[vylit.livejournal.com]

So ridiculously hot. *bites lip*

[elzed.livejournal.com]

I am gutted. Well, no, not really, but that was a teensy weensy but dishonest, Ariana (oh dear, expecting moral standards from the Huffington? More fool me).

I know, the end result is the same, George stands by his opinions, but dude, as an upstanding member of the hack community, my journalistic ethics are all shocked.

He's still all about the pretty handsome, though.

[rubywisp.livejournal.com]

Piven LOVE.

*tattoos hearts on his ass*

[boji.livejournal.com]

And if you check defamer again today you'll see that Ari Emmanuel is taking over the world. And as your Ari is based on that Ari, well George's AU agent is about to be more powerful than Ovitz was back in the day.

I await fic.

[apartment-19.livejournal.com]

Well, you can see that I'm quite behind on my flist! (Unfortunately, a normal state of affairs for Daph and I. :\) Anyways, I don't see that anybody's posted this yet, so enjoy.

Sing Sing Sing:
http://s46.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1W9REYM0LQ9L02NXED6PL99EQ8

-Anie Lynne