oooooh. I like this SO MUCH, sweetie. The meta possibilities make my head swirl! whee!

Neville wasn't waiting up when Theodore got home. He wasn't asleep when Theodore went to their room either, so Theodore went back down the kitchen to make himself a cup of tea. The first time he forgot to put water in the kettle. The second time he forgot to put the tea in the mug. Eventually, he gave up the ghost and went upstairs to have a bath.

and this. Yes yes yes. This is today.

look, my shriveled black heart likes this: ♥