I think that nobody does Hollywood quite like Hollywood does itself. It's one of those instances of fact being far stranger than anything even *I* could dream up, although I am giving it my most cracked-out shot.

Also, Useless Fact #654343: Ari had a cameo in Cars doing what he does best, and if you've seen the movie [I'm sorry I'm a sucker for the CGI], you'll know why this: If you stand me up, I will make sure that you're back in Iowa tipping cows by Christmas."

Did he really? Damn, now I have to see it.