Oh. Oh, that was but fucking fantastic. And H, I wasn't slashing Elvis and 2Pac. I was thinking they were more like BFF, just hanging out, playing slots off the strip. You know, going to the strip clubs and enjoying the A/C. Stuff like that. Watering the lawn. Why do I want to write The Adventures of Elvis and 2Pac now. It would be fucking classic. I mean REALLY fucking classic. Like it would be O11, but they would be in the background and it mostly would be about Elvis watering the lawn, and 2Pac taking out the trash, and them talking about the shitty state of music, and then like Reuben would come by.

I am so brilliantly cracked out. Wow me.