Recap/GA/Dream crap/Yuletide

[hackthis_archive]

Last night (okay, more like this morning) I had a dream that I was hanging out at vylit's house, but she was trying to get me to go home because John Sheppard was supposed to meet me there. I presume we were dating (???) but she was all you have to go home now, he has a surprise for you. To which I was all, um, what? Okay, the surprise? He was wearing pink underwear under a trenchcoat. I don't know how I knew about the underwear, but a) I think it had RUFFLES and b) .... Anyroad, I went home, opened the door to the flat, and he was there and I immediately woke up, because I prefer not to be scarred for life if it's all the same to you, Vi.

First she screws me over with the rageprufrock-trade and now this!

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I have been SO goddamn productive this week! I wrote more this week than I've written in the last month! I wrote SGA That's No Way to Tell a Lie; BSG If You're the Answer, What's the Question? (Kara-centric) and The Great, Tragic Man!Pain of Commander Lee Adama (so self explanatory). Go team hackthis!

p.s. Ole skool BSG is on marathon on Sci-Fi

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It's the most wonderful time of the year, children, I mean yuletide. I fucking LOVE me some yuletide! I've done it all three years it's been active, and so far I've written The Usual Suspects, Spider-Man 2, and Grey's Anatomy. There's just something so refreshing about the sheer terror of getting your recepient's request and thinking Oh shit, I don't even know these other two choices. What fandoms are these? What the hell? I am SO fucked! I better make this shit work. It's amazing what you can pull out of your ass when you're that pressed. Plus, one of the best things about yuletide is seeing what else everyone else has done. Where else are you going to get fantabulous stores in Calvin & Hobbes or Four Weddings and a Funeral or Absolutely Fabulous?

This year I've gone ahead and submitted the six fandom I am all about, which I don't really think will be a surprise to anyone: Entourage, GA (I'm hunting for that Callie/Alex or Alex/Addison (actually more on this later), Kitchen Confidential (viva KC), Dead Like Me (RIP), Temeraire, and uh, O11. I know. I am cheap for the president.

This is really just my way of saying if you're thinking of trying ye Ol' Yule Partay I cannot recommend it highly enough.

ETA: NUTS! By virtue of the 1400+ stories on ff.net Grey's isn't considered a rare fandom anymore. Ah, well, elynross said just because they're not writing what you want doesn't make it obscure. But that then begs my question, flist, who the hell is writing Grey's cos I know it's none of you hags!

** I'm going to bust out with the Grey's het this week or the next, because Alex/Addison and Alex/Callie are where it's at. Oh yis. Meanwhile, POLL TIME!




[Poll #844030]

Comments

[musesfool.livejournal.com]

Alex/Addison and Alex/Callie are where it's at.

Oh, god, yes!

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

Uh, your dream has scarred ME, and *I* had a Supernatural dream last night. THANKS.

(also, that poll is f-ing priceless, yis.)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Okay first of all, you had a dream about WHAT?! Blasphemy! Secondly, dude, I have never be able to wake up on demand like that, but literally he was standing in my living room and my brain was like WAKE UP *NOW*.

Also, I could not help the poll thing, because yo, after Chokegate, and last night I needed this. I put the 'McEw' in there just for you. Infidel.

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

I put the 'McEw' in there just for you. Infidel.

because you love me, I know it.

Okay first of all, you had a dream about WHAT?! Blasphemy!

There was more to it, but uh, yeah.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You went in a burning building after jewelry. Hahahahahahaha! You inner raccoon perhaps.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I am all about that. Oh, yes.

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

I hate it when my dreams shame me.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Please, just look at mine. Pink ruffles. John Sheppard. The HELL?

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

That's true. You have MUCH MORE to be ashamed about htan I do.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

:pppp

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

What really freaks me out is that I don't like the ruffled underwear (http://www.jestjewels.com/ruffledpanties.html). I know I don't, but my friend who works in lingerie says it sells by the truckload;

icon!John is NOT AMUSED

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

Yes, well. Not to mention it was being worn by *John Sheppard*. This is wrong on many, many levels. Several of which I'm sure you agree with.

Re: icon!John is NOT AMUSED

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I KNOW! And they were pink! And I didn't even see him in them, but Vi told me that was what they were, and I could see it in my mind's eye, and she was all excited, and I was like 'Woman, are you crazy?!' And then I got home and he was just standing in the middle of the living room in a trenchcoat and I just looked at him and my brain was like 'oh, hell to the no.' Yes, this all happened in my dream. So, I had to get out bed and go running lest I fall back asleep and be further scarred.

Re: icon!John is NOT AMUSED

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

I really don't think even my mind could come up with that. What on earth goes on in your subconscious, child?

Re: icon!John is NOT AMUSED

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

What on earth goes on in your subconscious, child?


*snicker*

You have met me, haven't you? Well then.

[torchthisnow.livejournal.com]

I wish the last question was a ticky box so that I could also check off Derek McDickhead, George (which is a recent and sad development), and Eric Sloan (how are you gonna insist that you love Addison and then call a C0section "not a real surgery"? Douche.)

[torchthisnow.livejournal.com]

PS, did you see the thing on Defamer about how Isiah Washington made a homophobic slur to TR Knight and then when Dempsey tried to defend him, he CHOKED HIM? It made me smile for hours.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

George has been on my list all season, which admittedly is not long, but enough for me to be depressed. My new star is Alex. Followed shortly by Addison and Bailey. Also, I keep thinking of a nice foursome of Alex/Callie/Sloan/Addison. Tell me you don't see it. As for slagging off Addison's job, dude, I must've repressed that, b/c when he's on the screen my brain doesn't work.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

WHAT? Who said it was homophobic? Dude, they didn't mention that part on Defamer! I did see McChokeGate though, I was just like AHHHHHHHHHHH!

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

Eric Sloan (how are you gonna insist that you love Addison and then call a C0section "not a real surgery"? Douche.)

WORD. Also, please tell me I'm not the only one who thinks he looks like Leonardo Dicaprio.

[torchthisnow.livejournal.com]

Yup, apparently when he did his bitching about "Why are we not starting?" and then he and Dempsey got into it, TR said...I don't know, something to try and break the two of them up, and McChokey called him a little bitch or something along those lines, and that's when Dempsey lost his temper and said "Why don't you pick on somebody your own size?"

Which kind of make me like Dempsey. If only that translated onto the screen.

[torchthisnow.livejournal.com]

I LIKE Leonardo DiCaprio, so I can't get behind that. I do think he's not actually THAT HOT, though.

He was DONE for me when he made those comments about C-sections and then told Ale to go get him a cup of coffee, like, hello, you're supposed to be teaching him about surgery, doucheface.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Dude, that's not homophobia! That's just him being pissy.

[torchthisnow.livejournal.com]

Oh, I know. Three episodes feels really long to hate George, though. I was SO PROUD of Callie - because on the one hand, yeah, Izzie did need him right then and it really was important, but if he'd just put Callie, his GIRLFRIEND, first a couple of other times when he should have, then it wouldn't have been a problem.

I'm totally onboard with the foursome. When Addie and Alex exchanged that LOOK and she said "I think you're gonna miss me", I mentally went "IN YOUR PANTS."

[torchthisnow.livejournal.com]

I think there was something else, too, I remember the little bitch part, but there was another thing...damn it, and I don't know where I heard it, but apparently IW is SUPER homophobic and it's happened once or twice before.