Love letters, pissiness, and damnit, fandom help me out.

[hackthis_archive]

DISCLAIMER: This week will suck. I will be surly. And pissy. And most likely homicidal. Just saying.

Dear vylit:

You are awesome. Other people wish they had a Vi, but you have now bought me for the next two months, so you know, really. Name your desire and I will make it happen. Except Adrian Pasdar. He is all MINE, dammit.

XXXOOOO,
Me

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Dear Lord/Allah/Buddha/Yaweh/Bob/Whomever Floats Your Boat,

So. You sat Cate Blanchett, Clive Owen, Helen Mirren & George Clooney together at the Armani show this weekend. And people say you don't exist. HA!

Good looking out there on the hotass, your holiness.

Xxxx,
Me

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Dear Adrian Pasdar,

You are so hot I wept. Also, having seen your wife in Shut Up & Sing, I can now say that even though we are totally MFEO, if I had to lose you to anybody, Natalie Maines is okay in my book. Please to continue with your amazing hotassery and lobby Tim for some more Petrelli brothers time.

Xxxx,
Me

Pee ess: Keep sticking it to the man, Nat! FUTK. HAHAHAHA!

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Dear Josh Schwartz and The O.C.,

Tell me again how you didn't read Telegraph Avenue. Really. Tell me how that thing happened that one time where Ryan and Seth went to Berkeley to see five-years-in-the-future Ryan and Seth living in gay splendor. If you'd listened to us in the beginning I bet your ass would still be on the air!

Whatevs.

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Son of a bitch. People, how do I extract from a .7z file? Thank you

ETA:

Dear Psych:

OMGWTFILOVEYOU!!!! I am so sad I found you so late. Gus, how are you so awesome? Shawn, how you are so perfectly dysfunctional, yet adorable. Dule Hill RULES! Shawn + Gus 4eva! I am totally writing you guys (eventually).

XXXXXXXXXtimeseleventy!
me

Comments

[romancandles.livejournal.com]

OMG, you are so late to the game. I have been talking about Psych FOREVER. It's one of the few shows that seriously has me giggling like an idiot throughout most of the episode. It's amazing. It's hysterical. Have you seen all the episodes yet? Because I don't want to spoil you.

I've been working on a Psych fic forever, but keep getting sidetracked by my own witty brilliance so I'm thinking if you do it then I'll be spurned to finish it.

Also, fic:

[romancandles.livejournal.com]

Conflict Resolution. (http://yuletidetreasure.org/archive/28/conflictresolution.html) Not slashy, but still awesomecakes with awesomesyrup.

Shawn/Gus for the porn battle. (http://oxoniensis.livejournal.com/286546.html?thread=11987282#t11987282) Okay, I totally wrote so it's just shameless self pimpage but I DO NOT CARE, there is porn.

Re: Also, fic:

[velena.livejournal.com]

Oh man, Conflict Resolution was awesome. I am in love with Psych, and I have been looking for good fic. Is there somewhere I can go to find such fic? (Sorry to be invading your lj, hackthis! But I am desperate.)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I didn't know! I really didn't know. I mean first of all, it's on Friday night at 10p. I mean damn. Plus, for a long time in was opposite BSG (when I loved BSG) and I could only tape one thing while I was out, and that would be BSG, but I was home and I finally saw it because BSG is fired (and on another night) and it was like oh. OH. Psych is the dribbling, puppy with floppy ears that you're like 'I'm not falling for that!' and then you totally bring it home and love it and let it chew your shoes. I have to go get icons. Oooh, fic. *loves*

[romancandles.livejournal.com]

First: You will 'spurn' me to write fic? Wtf is wrong with me? The word I was looking for is 'spur' (and yes I totally did dream about that typo).

Second, you saw Adrian and Milo at the game with Adrian's kid, right? Because it's adorable and Adrian really IS that hot in real life.

Third, I think that Psych will forgive you for turning up your nose at them if you write porn. I'm just sayin'.