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There have been some covert rumblings among me and mine about what my RPS project for the summer will be. Last summer it was the Incredibly True Adventures... The year before it was Star Wars RPS. Before that... you get the point. So, I said to myself (actually to antheia and serialkarma and sparky77), 'Self, who is the most deserving of them all? Who do I have no morals for or about? Who is The Man above all men, who is political and smart and savvy and has really really nice clothing and didn't want to show his ass the other day?

GEORGE CLOONEY

I think we are all well aware of my love-love relationship with George. We won't even need to start talking about Ari-n-George, because, well, really. But I think this summer shall be something special. Something about George. And Bradley. And Matthew. That's right, kids. It's OT3 time.

Or as I just e-mailed antheia and ethrosdemon:

The best thing about this story that I am never going to write (TM), which will prolly be some random series like K's Color of Wheat or The Incredibly True Adventures is that I can clearly write off reading about Matt's new project as research. George is so proud of Matt for taking a nice political project that there was some really awesome sex that night. Unlike Brad, who's is ON NOTICE for his shenanigans. Knocking up Mother Jolie and whatnot. Shameful behaviour!

So, you know, you got links? You got gossip? You got some random George/Brad/Matt factoid that you just *know* will make this RPS crack the crackiest crack that ever did crack? Post it here. Link me up. This is Ground Zero.


[sidebar: Does anybody have any Teddy Thompson to share with the class?]

P.S. Save the Boom Boom Room George and Brad!

P.P.S. If you notice the amount of links here growing exponentially it's for research purposes, yo.

Comments

[lazulus]

Give me a few mins and I'll bung TT's Separate Ways up on YSI for you.

Also, you doing another summer rps project fills me with great happiness, especially if it involves George in any way shape or form!

Drifts off dreamily

[popcorn-orgasms.livejournal.com]

Yes! Please! When you told me your George and Brad song was "It had to be You" it made me so happy. I want story. I want more. It's an awesome love no...first husband or liplocking Jolie can end. Oh Brad. Oh George. beauty...

And maybe some Ari on Brad hate- cause that never gets old.

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

I was looking for an entirely different link for you and I found George talking about cooking turkies. Make of that what you will: http://youtube.com/watch?v=iQ2oAzE4dlw

Also, yay! yay! yay! to OT3 RPS!

[heidi8.livejournal.com]

Want Teddy covering Crowded House's Don't Dream It's Over from the Q covers of Hits of the 80s CD from last year?

It's here (http://www.megaupload.com/?d=BLBHGP1P).

[tenaciousmetoo.livejournal.com]

I'm certain you must have seen azewewish's post from Wednesday linking to MovieWeb wherein, as she puts it: Matt & George talk ball gags, sex with each other & Turkish baths, not in that order... (http://azewewish.livejournal.com/564141.html)

[girl-wonder.livejournal.com]

Do it and I'll have your emo little babies.

[darksylvia.livejournal.com]

I wholeheartedly support this story that you are never going to write.

It makes me a little short of breath just to think about it. Because, seriously, best ot3 ever.

[aphelant.livejournal.com]

Have you seen this article (http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20035285_20035331_20041613,00.html)? There is a line in there somewhere about being a woman trapped in a man's body... Also they are very, very married.

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

Hi, how interested are you in (casting) spoilers for next season's Heroes?

(Very, Depends on the spoiler, Hell No, YES PLEASE)