Iowa is awesome. Don't believe the slander. Where else could a 17 year-old-college student go to the grocery store at 1 in the morning and get a bottle of Everclear and not get carded... hypothetically. And there's a place called Pella and every year they have a tulip festival and they made the children wear wooden shoes, and hypothetically, if you were an evil sort of person, it's really fun to go to Pella late at night when the whole town is drunk and steal tulips, hypothetically.

I wonder how he can be so good at evil when he's just so not smart baby

It is a proven fact that being evil makes people smarter. So, not only will Peter going evil be good for us, it will be good for his intellectual growth. I'm really only thinking of the great good, here.