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hackthis_archive) wrote2007-10-30 07:57 am
hackthis_archive) wrote2007-10-30 07:57 am
Somebody call an exterminator!
Because I am never afraid to mince words I'm just going to say that IMO, Heroes is sucking the big sophomore ass this year. It's slow and monotonous and they are stretching themselves entirely too thin.
If you already have an ensemble cast, adding to that without utilizing what is already there is sloppy and wasteful. And also? Hella convoluted. Last night, I got up and walked away from Heroes, because there was nothing happening.* It pains me to see such a talented cast just picking the lint from their navels.
*I'm having shades of Smallville S2 here, people. Just saying.
a) Kill the boring twins already. When even People magazine is telling you that your casting choices need to be 86'd, you have problems, Tim. I can see how you wanted to go all international and show the human condition. That's great, that's good, that's awesomecakes with sauce. HOWEVER. Maya and Alejandro are good for nothing. NOT-HING. They are getting Sylar home, lovely. How about he kills them, and then kills everybody else and oh, wait, we did that already. Not all recycling is bad, however...
b) Are you really pulling the save the world card, again? Wow, Tim. I didn't know you'd used up all your good shit already and were being forced to recycle so soon. Sad, baby, v sad. Whatever the case, bring Peter home, this shit is tired. So is his beard. This Irish storyline would be the worst one you'd ever made if it weren't for the No-Wonder Twins.
c) Stop murdering the rest of the world's languages and accents! Jaysis. You want to go to Ireland, rock out. Get me a pint. You want to go to Japan, it's all gravy. But do not think that cheap backlot scenery and people who wouldn't know a proper Irish accent if it jumped them outside a pub are sufficient ambassadors. Stop spending all your cash on special FX and get yourself some quality actors and locations. And stop trying to conquer the whole world at once! You have to do it one continent at a time. Any dictator will tell you that.
d) I think the impending Writer's Strike is the best possible thing that can happen to this show (as I've been saying for the last week or two). They need to burn this current story arc, pretend is never happen, i.e. PULL A DALLAS, and make this crap be Peter in a coma.
Start the whole season over again. NOW.
e) For the love of god, streamline your cast. Have a month of killing. Just kill people off every episode. Not random ass periphery characters, but people who are actually on the show for longer than three seconds. You have TOO MANY COOKS IN THE KITCHEN. They're spoiling the meal.
f) If West is another Petrelli, just tell us already. We know you can only have chemistry with people you are related to on this show. We get that. I have seen Firefly finally, I know how this all works.
I believe you should do one thing and do it well, and then, once you speak that language, you can learn another. One good year does not a whole series make. At this rate I'd be shocked if they made it to syndication, which is very sad making.*
*Oh, I know NBC will drag the Golden Goose out, but it's going to be painful as hell to see it done at the rate they are going.
I am not completely out of sorts today. Here watch David Anders singing. Oh, and Greg Grunberg too. Adrian, ilu.
Also, I finally watched Firefly the series. I know I am late, whatever. I only watched it b/c I'd watched Serenity six times. Hey, Firefly didn't have Chiwetel Ejiofor, Serenity did. I love everyone. I want a Mal. And a Jayne. And a Zoe. And now I see who made too-close siblings all the rage. Anybody want to recommend their favorite Firefly story to me? Hit me up. I am equal-opportunity anything and everything, except Inara who annoyed me to near-death.
If you already have an ensemble cast, adding to that without utilizing what is already there is sloppy and wasteful. And also? Hella convoluted. Last night, I got up and walked away from Heroes, because there was nothing happening.* It pains me to see such a talented cast just picking the lint from their navels.
*I'm having shades of Smallville S2 here, people. Just saying.
a) Kill the boring twins already. When even People magazine is telling you that your casting choices need to be 86'd, you have problems, Tim. I can see how you wanted to go all international and show the human condition. That's great, that's good, that's awesomecakes with sauce. HOWEVER. Maya and Alejandro are good for nothing. NOT-HING. They are getting Sylar home, lovely. How about he kills them, and then kills everybody else and oh, wait, we did that already. Not all recycling is bad, however...
b) Are you really pulling the save the world card, again? Wow, Tim. I didn't know you'd used up all your good shit already and were being forced to recycle so soon. Sad, baby, v sad. Whatever the case, bring Peter home, this shit is tired. So is his beard. This Irish storyline would be the worst one you'd ever made if it weren't for the No-Wonder Twins.
c) Stop murdering the rest of the world's languages and accents! Jaysis. You want to go to Ireland, rock out. Get me a pint. You want to go to Japan, it's all gravy. But do not think that cheap backlot scenery and people who wouldn't know a proper Irish accent if it jumped them outside a pub are sufficient ambassadors. Stop spending all your cash on special FX and get yourself some quality actors and locations. And stop trying to conquer the whole world at once! You have to do it one continent at a time. Any dictator will tell you that.
d) I think the impending Writer's Strike is the best possible thing that can happen to this show (as I've been saying for the last week or two). They need to burn this current story arc, pretend is never happen, i.e. PULL A DALLAS, and make this crap be Peter in a coma.
Start the whole season over again. NOW.
e) For the love of god, streamline your cast. Have a month of killing. Just kill people off every episode. Not random ass periphery characters, but people who are actually on the show for longer than three seconds. You have TOO MANY COOKS IN THE KITCHEN. They're spoiling the meal.
f) If West is another Petrelli, just tell us already. We know you can only have chemistry with people you are related to on this show. We get that. I have seen Firefly finally, I know how this all works.
I believe you should do one thing and do it well, and then, once you speak that language, you can learn another. One good year does not a whole series make. At this rate I'd be shocked if they made it to syndication, which is very sad making.*
*Oh, I know NBC will drag the Golden Goose out, but it's going to be painful as hell to see it done at the rate they are going.
I am not completely out of sorts today. Here watch David Anders singing. Oh, and Greg Grunberg too. Adrian, ilu.
Also, I finally watched Firefly the series. I know I am late, whatever. I only watched it b/c I'd watched Serenity six times. Hey, Firefly didn't have Chiwetel Ejiofor, Serenity did. I love everyone. I want a Mal. And a Jayne. And a Zoe. And now I see who made too-close siblings all the rage. Anybody want to recommend their favorite Firefly story to me? Hit me up. I am equal-opportunity anything and everything, except Inara who annoyed me to near-death.
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I really wanted Chuck and his evol boyfriend to make out on the couch in the Best Buy during James Bond.
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*snerk*
He tricked Chuck into enabling the self-destruct device on Chuck's car, then telling Chuck the wrong wire to cut (on purpose), thereby creating a huge fireball that would have blown up him and Chuck in a fiery conflagration unfortunately completely unlike the one Chuck had been, in the back of his mind, kind of hoping for. Chuck didn't believe him, though, and cut the other wire, which turned out to be right, and then Evol Boyfriend got carted away to...wherever, the holding cell right next to Sark's, most likely.
Then Chuck had his moment of man-love reunion/giant penis-wearing with Morgan.
Chuck/Morgan is Morgan's OTP, quite obviously.
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Oh, very very clearly.
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I have some thoughts about that, I have to tell you, but I am v busy at work. We shall discuss though, oh yis.
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