hackthis_archive ([personal profile] hackthis_archive) wrote2007-12-20 01:05 pm

Nuts.

I no can has pinch hit. :-( So. First ten people to drop me a pairing and an improv word will get a sentence of a story that doesn't exist. And by sentence I prolly mean like 100 words. Okay, I have my ten. No more! And before I forget:

Dearest Awesome Yuletide Writer Person:

I am out of town next week, but as soon as I can I will be sending you most slovering and effusive feedback.

<3,
Me.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2007-12-20 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
It's hard to have serious conversations with naked men lying on your living room sofa, but George isn't most people. He can do anything. He knows he can do anything, because he's managed to get Jack Harkness to come back to him for one week every year for the last twenty.

"We could do it, you know," George says, topping up Jack's whiskey. Jack's thigh is very warm pressed against George's own. "We could probably be done by noon and have time to catch a movie before dinner."

"Yeah, but do you want all that paperwork?" Jack asks curiously. He looks good naked. Of course George also looks good naked.

They look really good naked together. "If we become evil overlords then we don't have to do any paperwork," George points out. "We can just ban it. Or blow it up. Or declare it a punishable offence."

"Punishable by spanking?" Jack asks hopefully.

George smirks. "I have a lot of paperwork in my office."

Jack sets his whiskey on the end table beside him. "Then you should be punished."

George's smirk becomes a full-fledged grin. "Where do you want me?"

[identity profile] sparky77.livejournal.com 2007-12-20 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would totally support their paperwork-free hot ass evil overlord reign.

he's managed to get Jack Harkness to come back to him for one week every year for the last twenty.
As far as I'm concerned that is a true fact.

[identity profile] raveninthewind.livejournal.com 2007-12-20 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I would totally support their paperwork-free hot ass evil overlord reign.

They get my vote. :D

[identity profile] amberlynne.livejournal.com 2007-12-21 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
Heee! BESTEST EVAH!