Oh George. I love that Michael's primary issue is that George has cold hands.

"You do realize that I know about seventeen ways to kill you if you don't remove your hand from my pants right now."

"You know how hot that is, right?"

"You are deeply disturbed man, you know that, right?"

"You're just saying that because you want to get me in bed."

"Maybe."

"What would you do if I replace my hand with my mouth?"

"Is your mouth cold?"

"No."

"Then you'll just have to find out, won't you?"