Let's play S/M/C!

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In light of yesterday's bitter tirade, let's have some fun. I see slodwick is playing Shag/Marry/Cliff, so, let's have at it. You ask me and I ask you. Fictional and non-fictional both welcome. Also, the person who lets me cliff Peter Petrelli gets a gold star.

Comments

[anywherebeyond.livejournal.com]

Awww, Zbaby, that's no fair. I don't want to cliff any of them. Ummm

Shag: George (I wouldn't want to make him unhappy by making him settle down)
Marry: Matt, because then I'd get to shag him AND he's so cute carrying a baby bag.
Shia: I would shag him right off a cliff, how about that? :)

Love,
Mom#2

[heidi8.livejournal.com]

All the sensible ones have already been chosen!

Um....

John Casey
Captain Awesome
Bryce Larkin

:D

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I know exactly what you mean. Of course at one point I got forced to chose between variation of Milo V's acting ouvere and will now never have sex again.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I think about that show all the time. Just another corpse under the FOX bus.

Here's one for you from the FOX bus

Mike from Wonderfalls
Jack from KC
or Captain Mal from Firefly.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I would marry Matt too. Matt is just the ideal sex machine, baby diaper changing, foot rubbing, money producing man.

I think if this Sarah chick actually gets George to settle down everyone will die of shock. Not least ways because everyone thinks he's playing the Cary Grant game.

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Shag: Shia (?) See, this is questionable, because it could be really good or really crap.

Marry: Nathan. No question in this company

Cliff: John would make for fabulous conversation, but since he doesn't really like having sex with chicks...you know I think it sort of kills it when one person isn't into it.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Shag: Awesome. I think he would try REALLY hard and you can't say no to that
Marry: Bryce. That's just a given.
Cliff: Casey. He'd be a threat to my husband, I can't have that.

Your turn!

Harry Potter, Peter Petrelli and Chuck Bartowski.

[heidi8.livejournal.com]

Can I use the excuse that Harry can accio his broomstick and fly away if I push him off a cliff?

Because if so, Harry gets pushed, Peter gets shagged and Chuck gets married.

If not, then...

Well, still. Wizards bounce - look at Neville! No, really - look at Neville, as he's adorable.

So Harry gets pushed.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Did you ever see the Torchwood with Matthew Lewis' big brother, Tony? because that was like vindication for EVERYTHING I'd been saying for years. Neville has always been smart and adorable and when he gets older he will be smart and hot and just... Neville is love. I'd totally chose Neville over everyone else. Theodore. Blaise. Draco. *pause*

I'm totally going to get thrown out of my own house.

[thefourthvine.livejournal.com]

Ari, Vince, E.

[heidi8.livejournal.com]

I did! And Tony is just the most adorable button (other than Matthew), except possibly for the duck in this icon.

Back when PoA came out (Summer, 2004) I got to cover the red carpet for the Radio City premiere, and when Matthew - so tall and really growing into himself - came down the red carpet, it was a completely eye-opening experience for the various teens and 20somethings who were there. The pair of them are adorable and talented and definitely guh-inducing.

And so I wonder, if someone said Tommy (from TW), Neville or Blaise...

(Now I've done it! You hate me now.)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

But, but, Tommy is... I mean I watched the scene with him and Tosh kissing like... um, okay, showing the family business there. But he's tall and solid and loyal. I don't like my men to look like prepubscent boys. And then there's Neville who is... all of those things too, but also, you know wizard. I'm not sure I could deal with a war hero, not that Neville would be insufferable, but his friends. I do like Luna though. Okay, this should SO not be this difficult.

Shag: Tommy. *sigh*
Marry: Neville.
Cliff: Blaise. He'll forgive me, we're pretty much family at this point.

Blaise will forgive you.

[heidi8.livejournal.com]

Because, as I said before?

Wizards bounce.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You icon is hysterical.

Shag: Ari. I thought about marrying Ari, b/c then I could shop all the time, but there would be lots of fighting and blood shed and I'm trying not to stroke out this year.

Marry: E. E is totally the marrying kind, Vince will tell you that. I like E b/c he doesn't mind putting his woman first. Again, ask Vince. Actually, E already is married. This very difficult. Maybe I should shag E and marry Ari, there'd be less competition

Cliff: Vince. Only a crazy person would want a Hollywood star as a partner.

And for you?

Ari
John Sheppard
Lex Luthor

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And for you:

Nathan Petrelli
Jack Harkness
Jon Stewart

[thefourthvine.livejournal.com]

zoetrope made that icon. She is brilliant and shiny.

Shag: Ari. And get it on film. Because you can't tell me that wouldn't give me a hold over Ari, which I could turn into FAME and FORTUNE, if I wanted.

Marry: Lex Luthor. I'm sorry, I just - he's SMART. Also, loyal as hell. Also, rich. (The real terror would be, of course, Ari/Lex Luthor. We'd all have to find a different universe, although I suppose in this one we'd be subjugated but frighteningly well-organized.)

Cliff: John Sheppard. I think he's gay or a robot or something, so he'd suck in bed, and if there's a definition of "not the marrying kind," then I believe it can be effectively shortened to "John Sheppard." And anyway, he'd survive. You know he would.

Your turn: Tess (from Ocean's 11), Lana Lang, Hermione Granger.

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Your turn: Tess (from Ocean's 11), Lana Lang, Hermione Granger.

...

A convent. I'd marry the higher power. *sigh* You're just mean.

Shag: Hermione (see below explaination)
Marry: Tess. Talk about the lesser of three evils.
Cliff: Lana. I know, I thought I'd choose Hermione too, but through Hermione I'd get to meet Neville. Hell, that's almost reason enough to marry her, but Lana, maaaaaaaaaaaan. I've been waiting to see her die forever. And I don't even watch Smallville anymore.

Your turn!

Lana, Tess or Weir

[thefourthvine.livejournal.com]

A convent. I'd marry the higher power. *sigh* You're just mean.

But that's why you love me! I mean, you do love me, right?

...Oh. I see by your choices for me that you don't. *sniffle* I really thought we had something beautiful, you know? *sob*

Shag: Weir. Really, there's nothing to choose between Tess and Weir - it's attack of the overly thin, super-tense woman - but Weir strikes me as slightly more likely to have had some incidence of college lesbianism in her history.

Marry: Lana. I'd end up strangling Weir or Tess, and Lana seems like the kind of person who you could easily ignore if you turned out not to like her.

Cliff: Tess, by process of elimination.

For you, superheroes! Wolverine, Spiderman, Superman.

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For you, superheroes! Wolverine, Spiderman, Superman.

I couldn't even get BATMAN?! Damn, I really am starting to think our relationship is built on dysfunctional sadism.

Shag: Superman. I hate Superman; I hate his sanctimonious nature, but for one night I could hit that. The bed aerobatics would make it worth it.

Marry: Wolverine. Sure, he might cut me into thirds and sure he smokes those nasty cigars and has a lawn growning on him, but you know, Wolverine.

Cliff: Spiderman. I cannot cope with the emo. I just can't. Emo makes me crazy, and he Peter Parker is the definition of emo.

Your turn!

Cyclops, Nate Gray (aw, Nate, you're missed) and the Martian Manhunter (The Hal version).

[thefourthvine.livejournal.com]

I couldn't even get BATMAN?! Damn, I really am starting to think our relationship is built on dysfunctional sadism.

But it works for us, don't you think? Anyway, it's important to make the tough choices. Builds character. So no Batman for you. (And I admit it: I would totally have cliffed Wolverine, just to hear the broken sobbing of a million fanboys and Marvel execs. I can be mean sometimes. I have that in me!)

Shag: Cyclops, by process of elimination. I'm not having sex with a telepath, thanks, and I have plans for Martian Manhunter. Plus, who knows? Scott could be excellent in bed. And he strikes me as the submissive type.

Marry: Martian Manhunter. He's been happily married (always a plus!), he's the very definition of stable, he's smart, and I looooooooove him.

Cliff: Nate Grey. I am damn well not coming near a telepath while I have a choice, and anyway, he's already dead. There's not so much guilt when you kill a dead guy, you know?

And for you: Ray Kowalski, Ray Vecchio, Benton Fraser.

[pandorablu.livejournal.com]

Re: John *nods sadly* Yes this is true. But he does love his hubby so.

Shag: Jack. He's got all that, ahem, experience, how could you not? But he's got so many issues, there's only so much a girl could stand before she'd throw *herself* off a cliff.

Marry: Jon. You have to love a man who can make people who rightfully deserve it look like complete idiots, yet make them laugh in the same second.

Cliff: Nathan. But, but! He can FLY, so he'd be fine. Nathan happens to have a strong sense of self-preservation. *nods*

Thought up another one: Neville, Bryce, Michael Westen. Am I mean?

[superslayer18.livejournal.com]

Ok I've never heard of this game before, but I'll try it out. What exactly is "cliff"? Killing?

The three are... Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Anderson Cooper (I hope these haven't already been picked)

[antheia.livejournal.com]

Mike?

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Wow. Mike THE BARTENDER.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You cliffed Nathan. You are tough.

Thought up another one: Neville, Bryce, Michael Westen. Am I mean?

Okay, I stand corrected, you are REALLY tough.

Shag: Bryce. I love Bryce, but he's never home
Marry: Neville. My OTP.
Cliff: Michael. I love him, but he's as queer as a three dollar bill and also? Totally unstable.

And you?

Jon Stewart
Draco Malfoy
Ianto Jones