hackthis_archive ([personal profile] hackthis_archive) wrote2008-04-25 10:20 am

Let's play S/M/C!

In light of yesterday's bitter tirade, let's have some fun. I see [livejournal.com profile] slodwick is playing Shag/Marry/Cliff, so, let's have at it. You ask me and I ask you. Fictional and non-fictional both welcome. Also, the person who lets me cliff Peter Petrelli gets a gold star.

[identity profile] heidi8.livejournal.com 2008-04-25 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Can I use the excuse that Harry can accio his broomstick and fly away if I push him off a cliff?

Because if so, Harry gets pushed, Peter gets shagged and Chuck gets married.

If not, then...

Well, still. Wizards bounce - look at Neville! No, really - look at Neville, as he's adorable.

So Harry gets pushed.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2008-04-25 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Did you ever see the Torchwood with Matthew Lewis' big brother, Tony? because that was like vindication for EVERYTHING I'd been saying for years. Neville has always been smart and adorable and when he gets older he will be smart and hot and just... Neville is love. I'd totally chose Neville over everyone else. Theodore. Blaise. Draco. *pause*

I'm totally going to get thrown out of my own house.

[identity profile] heidi8.livejournal.com 2008-04-25 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I did! And Tony is just the most adorable button (other than Matthew), except possibly for the duck in this icon.

Back when PoA came out (Summer, 2004) I got to cover the red carpet for the Radio City premiere, and when Matthew - so tall and really growing into himself - came down the red carpet, it was a completely eye-opening experience for the various teens and 20somethings who were there. The pair of them are adorable and talented and definitely guh-inducing.

And so I wonder, if someone said Tommy (from TW), Neville or Blaise...

(Now I've done it! You hate me now.)

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2008-04-25 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
But, but, Tommy is... I mean I watched the scene with him and Tosh kissing like... um, okay, showing the family business there. But he's tall and solid and loyal. I don't like my men to look like prepubscent boys. And then there's Neville who is... all of those things too, but also, you know wizard. I'm not sure I could deal with a war hero, not that Neville would be insufferable, but his friends. I do like Luna though. Okay, this should SO not be this difficult.

Shag: Tommy. *sigh*
Marry: Neville.
Cliff: Blaise. He'll forgive me, we're pretty much family at this point.

Blaise will forgive you.

[identity profile] heidi8.livejournal.com 2008-04-25 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Because, as I said before?

Wizards bounce.