And what are you thinking about this Monday?

[hackthis_archive]

1. Morgan Freeman was in a serious car accident last night. I'm hoping it turns out okay, but um, is the Batman project cursed? Seriously, y'all?

2. hackthis: Shiloh Jolie Pitt looks like a mini Katee Sackhoff.
serialkarma: oooh, maybe Katee's the real mother!
hackthis: That's just Cylon propaganda you're spouting now. OMG! Shiloh is the missing Cylon!
serialkarma: Well, that would totally explain a LOT.

3. Mad Men people, if you've ever asked yourself What Would Don Draper Do?, well now you know. Yes, I made an LJ feed.

4. Even Christian Bale thinks Bruce needs to get it on. Bruce/Harvey pron for the motherfucking win.

5.


Dear Mad Men:

Joan, you continue to be the pinnacle of hotass. I mean really.

Paul, you are being a douche. Leave the poor girl alone. She is not your fucking race trophy.

Pete, um, yeah. I never thought I would ever have sympathy for you, and yet… I know it didn't help that Don kicked you out when you only wanted him to bend you over the desk.

Peggy, girrrrrrrrrrrrrrl. I thought the baby might've been put up for adoption, but no, you left it with your mom and sister. Matt, please to be showing Peggy on the doorstep with a baby and a big old, um, so I made a boo-boo explanation.

Don, you are the man all men want to be and the man all women want to fuck. What's it like to look in the mirror every day and know this?

Carry on!
Me



Dear Generation Kill:

Nathan, I am sorry you are possibly going to be disciplined and not in the good way, but being mean to Brad isn't the answer. He does mean it in the homosexual way when he says he loves you. And gun oil. And I really think that you should ask Rudy for some sex pointers. And make it up to Brad.

Brad, holy mother of Buddha, please to always wander around naked.

Dear guy who was Stephen on Kitchen Confidential, Plz to always threaten to kick Captain America's heine.

Twomby, you are a fucktard.

Ray, you are continual awesome. Your sing-a-longs give my life purpose, but I'm still blinking that you were jerking off five feet from Brad in his grave. Is there something you want to tell me?

Rudy, I never see enough of your pretty visage. I can't believe you were actually IN the marines.

<3,
Me


Dear Burn Notice,

I have never liked Nate and yet when he appeared on the screen I clapped. Such is your power over me. Also, Sam your power of awesome continues to overtake all. Teach me interrogation plz?

<3,
Me



Dear Mike Rowe:

Your hot never wanes. This is most impressive when you are shrieking about the sharks.

<3
Me

Comments

[thepouncer.livejournal.com]

Sam's eagerness to interrogate made me so, so happy. Mix together with wine & dine and snarl and threaten, and my eyes might as well have been ♥__♥

Eeeep, Morgan Freeman. I hope he's okay.

[spiderine.livejournal.com]

In re: Mad Men:

Joan,

All the hotness in the world does not absolve you of being racist. Or impolite to your host's girlfriend.

Get over it,

Me

P.S. It's okay to be over thirty. Just sayin'.

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

Is it just me, or in that picture in the story you linked to, does Christian not look an awful lot like our boy Ryan?

[suaine.livejournal.com]

re: Generation Kill

Aieeeeh! *sighs* *flails*

I love this thing too much to even put words to it. But Brad and Nate fighting breaks my heart :(

[truthiness-aura.livejournal.com]

Eeeee Mike Rowe. He did an interview (http://blog.washingtonpost.com/celebritology/2008/07/catching_up_with_mike_rowe.html)over at one of the WaPo blogs recently that just cemented his status for me. Motherfucker quotes Greek tragedy!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lisalisa_/]

Brad, holy mother of Buddha, please to always wander around naked.

Ditto. This show is so made of the awesome.

[acroamatica.livejournal.com]

In re: Batporn: YES PLZ. I saw that last night after having been in full-on flaming-dyke mode all day for Pride. And C.Bale busts out that Armani and that grin, and I went DAMMIT YOU ARE UNDERMINING MY POINT and wiped the drool off my chin. (I would like to know what Ari would have to say about that, hint hint hint. :D)

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

Nathan, I am sorry you are possibly going to be disciplined and not in the good way, but being mean to Brad isn't the answer. He does mean it in the homosexual way when he says he loves you.

AHAHAHA! And yeah, bad Nate. No cookie. At least until we get more eyefucking. Or porn. Whichever.

Brad, holy mother of Buddha, please to always wander around naked.

Yeah! No matter that you're the only one! You've obviously realized that your Nordic physique has morale-boosting powers, so keep on it. Try it around Nate; maybe that'll make him stop being mean to you and drop to his knees instead.

Seriously, Part 4 was like a lesson in how Nate/Brad fighting means all is wrong with the world and thus Things Get Fucked Up.

[antheia.livejournal.com]

Mike + shorts + sharks = ♥

SMITTEN