Oh my God. OH MY GOD. This would be the part where I incoherently keysmash as my brain shuts down from the massive levels of win and awesome contained within this piece. A team of technicians is standing by to repair and reboot the system as needed.

Seriously, though, this was amazing. Fanfuckintastic. You nailed everything spot-on: from the character voices to interactions to those golden nuggets of dialogue that leap out because they're that bloody perfect. This was absolutely fabulous.

Nate bitching about splinters? Priceless. Brad's own version of possessiveness? Excellent. Doc's "never mind?" Took the fucking cake.

You rock. You rock me like a hurricane...called Amedeus.