1. I turned on synchro the minute the Americans got on the board and before I heard the commentators, before I even knew the event, I took one look at the closest diver and I said, oh, he's very gay. Hearing him count just sort of proved it. Yes, every motion was rather femme, so when I heard that their families were best friends and that they were sharing the same apartment I was like, dude, totally 21st century gay acceptance hooray.

2. I heard about that! And I totally thought the same thing. You want me, I want my man, you fix it.

3. I saw that and was just like, uhhhhh, okay y'all.