[fannish brain dump]

[hackthis_archive]

We all know I'm a fannish raccoon. If it's shiny to me, I will write about it until I find another piece of foil. Doesn't matter if it's brand-spanking (have I done a spanking fic? Wait, digression!) new or hanging out in the garbage. My current lust is the Olympics. Yeah, I know they over. In fact, let's have a brain dump about this:

1. So far we have i. The Golden Rule and ii. The One Chair Rule of Heterosexuality. I didn't think they were going to be connected, but now I think it's going to be a trilogy. Maybe I'll call it 'I'll Be on the Water' after the Akron and the Family song.

1a. I haz no more Olympics. This is causing me all kinds of withdrawl issues.

1b. This has not seemed to stop my desire to write Michael Phelps/Ryan Lochte. It's kind of scary. I would apologize to sparky77, serialkarma, antheia and alethialia for my nonstop babble, but, I don't see much hardship in 'Oh look, I haz pictures of (mostly) naked men! Let me show you them!'

1c. People, come and talk to me about Gainesville, Florida. (Stop doing the victory dance alethialia). Tell me what typical houses are like. One level or two? Layouts? Pools? Where do people skateboard? What's the weather like? Where's the best cheap food? What do you do at three a.m.? How far from the beach? Where would you go to hear live music and *not* be seen? How long does it take to get to Daytona if you're commuting to your swim club? What's the airport like? What are the town quirks? Random factoids? I'm assuming a lot of Ryan's life (including his home) is near the university. what's that neighborhood like? I'd rather you tell me more than less, so I have things to choose from.

1d. sparky77 loves me a lot.

1e. While we're on the subject of the Olympics. I've been trying not to get all fandom involved, BUT, I highly recommend reading the following three stories:

* four times ryan watched michael touch other swimmers by lifescript. a story about jealousy and observation and boys doing that crap they do.

* right at home by canarycreams, where Michael and Ryan go to Puerto Rico and swim. And smoke some weed. And have some sex. And you laugh your ass off the entire time.

* Scaly Dicks by thorne_scrach, which is a WIP (but really does work on its own) about Michael waking up with scales on his dick. No, I couldn't even make that one up. She also wrote about Michael's mom marrying Ian Thorpe. I kind of died.

1f. What the fuck is up with Ryan and lizards and snakes? Does he have a fear of them, because I've read at least two stories where he was woken up suddenly and was like 'no snakes!'


2. I have seen 'Bomb in the Garden' (1.07 Generation Kill), but I can't talk about it yet, because that would be admitting that there is no more coming and that makes the baby Ari really fucking depressed. FYI: There is a buy one get one 1/2 price sale happening at HBO.com, too, so, if you buy some stuff...

3. I've been given to undestand that the only three network shows I watch (Chuck, Gossip Girl and The Sarah Connor Chronicles) are going to be on a the same fucking time (Mon, 8p). Way to fail networks!

Comments

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Awww, sweetie, I was totally just messing with you. And fear not, there will be a part three, I'm just trying to get my ducks in a row first. :)

Don't cry, Baby Jesus!

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

I am easily played, 'tis true. And yet you've no idea how freakin' HAPPY this makes me.

Nope, no crying. 'There's no crying in baseball!' Sheesh.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I am doing srs research, dude. Just look at the comments in this post.

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

I have been looking! You snap your fingers and people come and give you things! It's awesome!

And I love this picture, too. There seemed to be one specific photographer who was GREAT at getting them in these shockingly intimate moments. Or was just artistic enough to make it seem so. Or something. It makes icon-making so very much fun...

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I have been looking! You snap your fingers and people come and give you things! It's awesome!

*snaps fingers* *Looks around for naked Brad and Nate.* *sees nothing* You lied to me! Seriously though I am eternally grateful to the people who read my journal and who answer my questions and try to help me out. People don't have to be helpful, so I'm always very touched when they are.

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

*snaps fingers* *Looks around for naked Brad and Nate.* *sees nothing* You lied to me!

Hey, I've got, like, 10 pages of porn that says you're wrong. They just...haven't finished yet. Heh.

This is why fandom is love. LOVE!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

They haven't finished yet. Well, I am loathe to rush them. Really. [is so lying]

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

They are making USE of their one-night-stand. ::coughs:: 'Cause it's the only time EVER. And, ya know, if you had Nate Fick for one night, wouldn't you put him through his paces?

Right. That's what I thought.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't I want to put him through his paces? Dude. You don't even want to give me that option. He'd have to be wheeled away the next day. Everything in the house would be wrecked.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Also, your icon is one of my favorite photos of them.