It's all about interpretation, isn't it? He says ' a good officer' we say 'this is a sex offering.'

No, for realz. Nate hands over A JAR OF LUBE and little bro's response is "what a good officer" with, like, appreciation in his voice. And I'm thinking in my head: "if only the sand wouldn't make recreational use of that little love gift kind of uncomfortable."

I will totally fight your baby bro for my man. MINE! MINE! MINE!

You and me BOTH.