Breaking news!

[hackthis_archive]

So. Michael Phelps is going to be hosting the season premiere of Saturday Night Live tomorrow night. You might've heard somebody talking about it somewhere. But what I have just found out is that he's not alone. OH NO.

BARACK OBAMA IS HIS GUEST HOST!

Hi. I can't stand SNL. I have never found it amusing or entertaining. Frankly, I think it's all completely overrated. But I am ON this tomorrow night. If I weren't afraid of alcohol poisoning I might even make it a drinking game. One shot everytime Michael totally screws up and another shot when Barack does something awesome, like breathing*.

On a non-partisan note: US residents, please find out when your voter registration deadline is and go sign up to vote. Please. PLEASE?! 30% of the eligible US population votes in an given election, that means your ass is important, so, go be important. If you don't vote, you can't complain later. I'm for real here.


*I should state here that I kind of expect Michael to massively tank, but I told serialkarma that if I was wrong and he killed it, I would write him a sex-filled apology. I'm putting that down, let's see if he picks it up.

Sekrit aside to defamer_atom two days late: I LOVE YOU TOO! Keep posting the shout outs up the good work!

ETA: DEAR FLIST: This new Firefox upgrade is killing me. The dropdown bar for addresses is now just my bookmarks and I don't want that! How can I be switching it back so it gives previously visited sites, b/c I have trawled all over that toolbar and I can't find it anywhere. PLZ TO HALP?

Comments

[thisisbone.livejournal.com]

Maybe he'll get up there and recite the Bush Doctrine...from memory.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

What is the Bush Doctrine? I am president and I can do whatever I want, fuck you people? NYAH NYAH!

[thisisbone.livejournal.com]

Sarah Palin didn't know, either. Then again, YOU are not running for Vice-President. ;)

The Bush Doctrine

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

So it really is his way of saying I can do whatever I want whenever I want and trifling laws shall not appeal to me. Huh. If I hadn't OD'd while writing GK comment porn this might be upsetting to me. Oh, who am I kidding? I could have a naked Brad and I still wouldn't vote Republican.

[thisisbone.livejournal.com]

If I hadn't OD'd while writing GK comment porn...

Yeah, okay, I'm gonna need that link.

And we got Nate on our side; next up? Brad "Iceman" Colbert.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Before you read this, I would just like to point out that a) it has not been edited at all. So, you know, typos. and b) Uh, oh, the idea was to see what would it take to get Brad to bottom for Nate.

http://hackthis.livejournal.com/498966.html?thread=13693206#t13693206

[thisisbone.livejournal.com]

I see! Boy, do I! :)

(I saw only a few typoish things and one kind of abrupt change in POV right at the end of the first part -- went from Brad to Nate when I wasn't expecting it, otherwise...yowza!)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

(I saw only a few typoish things and one kind of abrupt change in POV right at the end of the first part -- went from Brad to Nate when I wasn't expecting it, otherwise...yowza!)

Yeah, I know, I would totally clean up that POV thing if (okay, when I post it). When I started writing it it really was just this sort of what if what if... and then Nate started whispering in my ear and I was like, whatever you want baby. Promise.

[thisisbone.livejournal.com]

Hee! He can be forceful, that Nate! ;)