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My oranges have turned into shrivelled prunes. I'm averaging five hours of sleep a night, which is actually a lot better for me than it sounds. Sarah Palin and the Republican party continue to give me nightmares. And somebody pretty much just pissed on my head and called it rain.

On the upswing, I did post OSS (Olympic Swimmer Slash) yesterday (Random Acts of Crazy Behavior), which, let's face it, is the only thing I'm motivated about these days. I'd like to write something else, but I have no other fandom at the moment besides that and Generation Kill, which is *sob!* over. And there is nothing on network telly for me to get excited about. Damn. It's going to be a dry broadcast season for me. Maybe I'll start robbing banks or something.

Give me some good news. Anything. Something. Please?

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Oh, no, I totally agree-- it's ridiculous. It's ridiculous enough to be ridonkulous! What I find so hilarious about it, is that it's like-- it's like they decided to go all out. To make up for lost time, I guess. I mean, they didn't even really try for plausibility here, they go STRAIGHT TO THE BOX OF COCKS.

"Box of Cocks" is probably why I keep sniggering. Appletinis at the Box of Cocks. It's kind of priceless.

Anyway, they've moved on; now it's all about how Linday Lohan and Miley Cyrus had a catfight over escorting him at VMAs.

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it's like they decided to go all out. To make up for lost time, I guess. I mean, they didn't even really try for plausibility here, they go STRAIGHT TO THE BOX OF COCKS.

If I was drunk. And stoned. And watching mass quantities of swimming. I still couldn't have come up with that one. I might've gone outside to hose myself on the neighbor's lawn though.

Lindsey and Miley? Okay, Lindsey is sleeping with a chick, Miley is just trashy, and while both of them are attention whores, I can't see them actually fighting for approximately 30 seconds of air time when they could sneeze and get an Us Weekly cover. Was Lindsey even AT the VMAs? Sloppy, people, real sloppy.