You did not just vaguely suggest George Clooney/Brad Colbert. That's so wrong. Though George would be all happy that he could flaunt it in the face of other Brad that he was dating a prettier Brad.
I did not say that! Oh, yeah, I did. But then Nate would come to town and be all WTF, Brad and Brad would be all, it's not like I fucked him, we just hung out sometimes. He really just likes having somebody called Brad around.
Hooker AU. What's that-- you want to make Brad a hooker?! OH MY GOD. Dude, he would be the most popular hooker in town. And then pretty Ivy League boy Nate would want to rescue him, and Brad would be all, um, do you know how much money I make? Have you seen all my motorcycles? Are you CRAZY? And Nate would be very sad, and all "but I don't want other people fucking you!" and Brad would be all, "Im nobody fucks me, are you crazy?" And Nate would be all, but I want to, and Brad would be all, yeah, well just because you've got a cocksucker mouth doesn't mean I'm going to let you fuck me. No, not even for your entire trust fund. And Nate would be even more sad, and Brad would be all, "I could keep you if you want" and Nate would be all "You are missing the point!"
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I did not say that! Oh, yeah, I did. But then Nate would come to town and be all WTF, Brad and Brad would be all, it's not like I fucked him, we just hung out sometimes. He really just likes having somebody called Brad around.
Hooker AU. What's that-- you want to make Brad a hooker?! OH MY GOD. Dude, he would be the most popular hooker in town. And then pretty Ivy League boy Nate would want to rescue him, and Brad would be all, um, do you know how much money I make? Have you seen all my motorcycles? Are you CRAZY? And Nate would be very sad, and all "but I don't want other people fucking you!" and Brad would be all, "Im nobody fucks me, are you crazy?" And Nate would be all, but I want to, and Brad would be all, yeah, well just because you've got a cocksucker mouth doesn't mean I'm going to let you fuck me. No, not even for your entire trust fund. And Nate would be even more sad, and Brad would be all, "I could keep you if you want" and Nate would be all "You are missing the point!"