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hackthis_archive) wrote2008-09-29 09:17 am
hackthis_archive) wrote2008-09-29 09:17 am
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Distraction 103
It's less than two weeks to the deadline to sign up to vote in the upcoming US election. I don't care if you don't normally vote or you think it doesn't matter (we can debate that another day) or if you're hiding out in a Canadian shack, please, I am begging you, it's more important to vote in this election than any other you might experience in your entire lifetime, for your sake, for the sake of your family and your job and your tax dollars and your uterus, or your sister's uterus or your daughter's uterus or for that brother you have in the military or the ex-boyfriend who went overseas, so please sign up to vote. Rock that Vote on November 4th. This is your time; have your say. So help me gay baby
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God does not want Z to be working today. And I'm not talking about the hippie Jesus New Testament god. I am talking about the smiting Old Testament god. He turns people who displease him into pillars of salt. And that's just the G rates stuff. You do not want to piss this motherfucker off.
So please excuse her from work because she needs to go do what all good Jews do on Rosh Hashanah: Write Brad and Nate porn.
It's the 614th mitzvah. We don't like to talk to outsiders about it.
Remember, god is watching you and he's ready to smite those who prevent the chosen people from worshiping in the manner that they should.
Hugs and Kisses
Q
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Okay, you totally get my gold star for the week. f'real. Like I've read this four times and can't stop saying WORD! The bit about the G rated stuff from the ye olde testament is made of motherfucking win.
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Drop dead.
No Love,
On Q's behalf
Dear World:
Scratch that last message, because I see you are taking the slow drawn out route with the global warming, impending nuclear disaster with Russia, the financial meltdownd and the lack of Brad clones. So, I am thinking what really needs to happen, you know, to set off the Jewish New Year right is that there should be the discovery of an island -- we'll name it Q & Z -- that is populated by nothing but Brad and Nate clones. So, you know, if you could get on that and stop sucking the big one that would be awesome.
Best regards for getting out of this shit storm,
Me
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Packing? Why are we packing? Who needs clothes?