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It's late and my feet hurt and I haz two questions for my omnipotent flist:

a) Where the hell is the community for Mad Men fic? This is just ridiculous. I need to read the fandom take about [all that spoilery stuff for the season finale].

2) On the subject of Brad/Nate, since I am always on that subject, if you could make me write any sort of porn featuring them, what would you want to see? I'm looking for ideas. Prompts, graphics, or even a "Nate should write all of his class notes on Brad's back, starting with the nape of his neck, and then he has to lick them off when he's done type of thing, and this is naturally complicated by the fact that Brad's totally rutting against the mattress." Or something. I'm not so much at a loss for 'ideas' as much as I can't seem to pick just one. It's like the M25 at 8:30 on Monday morning in my head when it comes to Brad & Nate.

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[dine.livejournal.com]

if you could make me write any sort porn featuring them, what would you want to see?

I instantly flashed to a (v. v. pleasing) mental image of Nate leaning against an alley wall, with Brad draped over him, biting his neck. they had just left the beach and couldn't wait to get home

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

if you could make me write any sort of porn featuring them, what would you want to see?

::jumps up and down:: Ohmygosh! Remember "I Donated Myself to the Mexican Army?" Ya know, that story you wrote? Of course you do. Remember this:

"I'm not queer, but I'm going to fuck you, Lieutenant. You should probably get used to the idea."

Dude. ::points:: That! Their coming home, I-told-you-I-would-and-I-keep-my-word porny romp. Only, hmm, that could get all fucked and angsty because they're going home, only they left shit all fucked up. Or, wait, maybe Brad's all relentless about it and Nate's trying to be all reasonable and like, 'we are NOT in Iraq anymore,' but what Brad's really doing is distracting him from his newfound I-hate-the-world philosophy. And getting some. Because he promised.

Damn, I should really finish that Brad-knocks-Nate-out-of-his-bad-mood-by-feeling-up-Walt story. Shoot. Now I need to rewatch the depressing male director eps.

ANYway. Um, I had a point. Brad/Nate is good, that's today's lesson. And Brad should get some, even if Nate is NOT used to the idea. 'Cause how do you get used to the idea of sex with Brad?

...or you could do the licking thing. Licking is never bad. Then again...did Nate write the notes in PEN? 'Cause licking that shit off would take a while.

Wow, I am going to bed because obviously I cannot be trusted with a computer.

Aw, man. I made new icons and didn't load them. Boo. Guess half-naked Colbert will have to do.

[pororoca.livejournal.com]

if you could make me write any sort of porn featuring them

Hmm, well certainly I've entertained a few ideas here and there of what it would be like if Brad simply bent Nate over the back of his bike. Really I wouldn't be surprised if that had crossed more than one person's mind at this point. Also, I dunno, something involving them rushing through sex, not quite a frenzy, but definitely hurried, maybe they're down to the wire or whatever but just the image of them being a bit desperate about it, about wanting it always seemed pretty hot to me. Also, sand. Because then they could bitch about it at length afterwards. And in case of hypothetical high school AUs, underneath the football field bleachers at night is always A+ in my book :|b

Granted there is also that purely crack-induced foursome idea I've had involving Michael Phelps and Ryan Lochte which I'm a little ashamed to admit to thinking about but as I still haven't even ironed most of the kinks in that one out yet (like y'know how? and also, why?), I'll refrain from further burdening you with these "thoughts" of mine.

Also, you may possibly find what you seek at madmen_tv? Not sure how much fanfic is being generated about Mad Men but it could possibly be somewhere to start?

[bijoux.livejournal.com]

Hi, er, hopefully you don't mind me popping up here to comment, but you did ask :)

2) Brad/Nate purposefully getting lost during the tour of the ruins of Babylon. Or Nate visiting the UK when Brad is doing his two-year stint with the British Royal Marines (there could be accents! and possible mocking by Brad when Nate acquires a posh one after being in country less than a day, etc.)

[veryshortlist.livejournal.com]

Mad Men is so good, any fic will only make me miss it harder. What it needs is for Wiener's contract to be all set already so I don't worry so much about it sucking next season.

[kristories.livejournal.com]

You know what I think? I think the world needs more Brad/Nate AU. And also, I think you're like the best person to write that shit so:

Prison!Sex

The One where Nate is a superhero and Brad gets him/makes him cool shit with which to fight crime!

High School!

The one where Brad drags Nate's ass to a comic book convention and Nate's like What the fuck? You're a real geek?

That time that Brad decided not to Join Up and instead went to Mexico for a week which in retrospect was a bad idea because he drank the water but was also a good idea because he met this total hotass named Nate who totally dragged his sick ass around the ruins and said things like "I warned you not to eat that shit" and "I've only been here a day longer than you, how should I know how to get back to your hotel?"

Oooh! The one where the CIA and the NSA need to hide the Intersect for a few days and then Brad and Nate have to deal with Chuck and then Bryce shows up and is all, wtf? I thought they were supposed to call me for babysitting duty!

Or a follow up to the Mob!AU, where Delta strikes back and kidnaps Nate and he's all "pfft, whatevercakes, Brad's going to kill all you motherfuckers" and Brad goes berserk and starts killing all the motherfuckers and when he finds Nate he's all covered in blood and crazy-eyed and Nate's like 'eww...Im not hitting that until you shower'

Okay, I'll shut up now. This is what happens when you give your notice at work and don't really give a damn anymore (9 more days to freedom!)