I tried to be objective. I failed miserably.

[hackthis_archive]

So. I'm like 4000 words into writing this Merlin story, which, uh, is a lot more involved than I thought it was going to be, and my brain is all, "What you REALLY need to do is make a mixed tape for Merlin..." And I'm like, no, surely not. We just did one for Generation Kill. Nobody would want that, would they? Would they? (This is the part where you speak up for the free music). This is also the part where I solicit an artist to go into the endevour with me. Anybody? Buller?

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[suaine.livejournal.com]

Merlin's baby

This is not a euphemism, right? RIGHT?

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

I have decided that Morgana and Gwen should persuade Merlin to carry their baby for them. And that the baby would be born with wings and have the magical power of spontaneous bacon generation. However, someone who's name I'm not mentioning believes that I only think this is a good idea because of the codeine I'm taking for my back. That someone is wrong. It's a perfectly brilliant idea no matter what state of mind I'm in.

[sarkastic.livejournal.com]

*dies* Your genius truly has no limits, my friend.

[suaine.livejournal.com]

Merlin. Is the surrogate to Morgana and Gwen's lesbian baby. Which has wings. And makes bacon.

Tell me, do they sell this codeine in economy packs and would you notice if it were slipped into your food every day from now until forever?