hackthis_archive ([personal profile] hackthis_archive) wrote2009-04-29 03:03 pm

LURKER AMNESTY DAY!

I'm copying this word-for-word from the most awesome [livejournal.com profile] scribblinlenore and declaring today Lurker Amnesty Day! Read but never comment? Surf by occasionally? Here for the fic? Say hello! You are under no obligation to ever comment or delurk again, but here's a chance to do so in a post just for that.

And, you know, if you aren't a lurker but want to say hello and amuse me, that would also make me happy! Amusement is always welcome.

ETA: If you are looking for something awesome in your life, why not try watching The Unusuals. ABC, 10pm, tonight (Wednesday). I offer Exhibits #1 and #2 for your consideration.

ETA#2: As I told [livejournal.com profile] sockich: I am so impressed by how many of you guys are all GENERATION KILL, YEAH! and SOUTHLAND, HOORAY! Seriously it's totally making my day.

[identity profile] lula-q.livejournal.com 2009-04-30 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
Well, on one hand I'm happy that my theory about the good TV getting no fic is holding through. On the other hand, I really would have liked to read Wire fanfic.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2009-04-30 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I think that's one of many factors contributing to the lack of Wire fic (majority PoC cast, pay channel network), but it's been a long day, so we'll not go there.

[identity profile] lula-q.livejournal.com 2009-04-30 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
Southland doesn’t have to be like The Wire, you know. All it needs is fic. Dirty, hot fic where Cooper has dirty, hot sex with Ben. Served up with some gratuitous Beverly Hills snark.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2009-04-30 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
I'm trying! I'm trying! You would not believe how hard it is to get Cooper's clothes off. Ben's been naked for like a whole day at this point.

[identity profile] lula-q.livejournal.com 2009-04-30 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
What? Ben can't oh so innocently offer to give a soothing backrub then use magic hands to lull Cooper into a sense of security and then- 'Whoops, where did your pants go?' And then afterward, when they're all sweaty and decidly *not* cuddling, Cooper be all, "WTF, you did not learn to suck cock taking Brenda Walsh to prom."

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2009-04-30 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
We tried that. Dude, you wouldn't believe the lengths we're going to here. There's so block somewhere, but Ben and I are going to persevere dammit!

[identity profile] lula-q.livejournal.com 2009-04-30 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
You must persevere! If Cooper keeps his pants, that means the terrorists win!

Maybe, Cooper's pants are already off. He's hungover, in some stranger's bed and wakes up to Ben's fingers just sroking up and down his scar. And Ben's not saying anything, just giving one of his looks and then there's drowsy morning sex. And maybe Ben nips at the scar, because that could be hot.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2009-04-30 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, there is a scar in one of these stories, but it is not Cooper's and that's all I will tell you or it'll spoil the surprise.

[identity profile] lula-q.livejournal.com 2009-04-30 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
Will there be anything to spoil if you can't get Cooper's pants off, though?

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2009-04-30 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, yes. Very much yes.