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[hackthis_archive]

The last day or so has been very emotionally draining on me, so you know, I AM NOT AT MY BEST.

I do not have a Dreamwidth account. I do not plan on opening one any time in the forseeable future. If there is a hackthis over there, it is not me. DO NOT ACCEPT ANY SUBSTITUTES! ;)

Also, I don't want to talk about Southland last night as the whole thing just drained the hell out of me.

We had to go through all the emotional horror AND THERE WAS NO COOPER?! The hell, people? You cannot upset the hell out of me right before I'm supposed to go to bed and THEN NOT GIVE ME ANY COOPER. I'd been waiting a whole fucking week and then you ripped my guts out, while reinforcing that:

A) REGINA KING FOR THE MOTHER FUCKING WIN
b) Her partner is a douchebag
c) Shawn Hatosy is a... what the hell is the problem there? Excuse me, what ISN'T the problem there. I do not understand why he's married to that woman. She's a nut job. I assume this is all about the sex whammy, which let me tell you, when you come out of the fog? WORST THING EVER.
d) PLEASE TO SEE 'A'
E) And what the fuck is up with Adams' partner, he's clearly a serial cheat, his wife is clearly tired of his shit. Ever heard of a divorce people? They made me miserable just looking at them

I RESENT GOING THROUGH ALL THAT AND NOT GETTING ANY COOPER. I'm just saying.



I need Cooper hugs. And Walsh hugs. And Ray-Ray hugs.

Can a girl just get a hug, already? Or something happy? Fuck. Tell me a joke. Sing me a song. Show me something amusing. I needs it. Man, do I need it.

Comments

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

*howls with laughter*

Indeed.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I needs my Cooper! *is sad*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You have to go back and see the first few episodes of Southland, b/c a) last night didn't have Cooper and Ben, and when you meet Cooper you are going to have a very inappropriate reaction to how awesome he is and b) last night was super duper depressing. Adams as always was awesome, and everybody else was an asshole. Typical.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

wibble

DUDE.

OH MY FUCKING GOD!

YOU'VE BEEN HOLDING OUT ON ME LIKE CRAZY. I WANT MORE OF THIS STAT. NOW I WILL NOT STOP SHOUTING UNTIL THERE IS MORE? WHY HAVE YOU BEEN HIDING YOUR MAD GK SKILLZ? I DEMAND YOU SHARE THEM WITH THE WORLD -- OKAY, ME -- AT ONCE.

In short. Dude. Sweetie. This. This was the motherfucking business. Kennedy shrines where you dance naked and throw money, Brad following him like a duckling. Would it help if I gave you a baby? Had your baby? Stole a baby for you? They taste like bacon! Crispy sweet bacony goodness!

Ilu Nate. And Brad. And you. *draws sparkly hearts*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I feel like somebody just put a big old, red DENIED stamp on my forehead.

[mydocuments.livejournal.com]

LOL. Highlight my comment to read the answers. =)

The T-Rex is my favorite ever. I've never even seen the movie, and I have no desire. There's no way you can top the Little Arms moment.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Okay, I laughed like an idiot at those jokes. Well played. Oh, if you scroll down this entry I've been gifted with two GK comment fics. YAY for GK!

[elzed.livejournal.com]

Much as I missed my Sherman/Cooper fix, I thought it was a pretty damn good show. And I am rather liking Nate and his complicated family life, darnit. Also, he is easy on the eye.

But Lydia rules - the way she bitchslapped that woman in her boss's office (who was she? City PR? A councillor? The mayor?) was a beauty. And when she went "Can I go now?"she reminded me of McNulty. ;)

[mydocuments.livejournal.com]

The stick joke is my favorite joke ever. I like stupid jokes really more than someone should.

YAY for GK! Wheeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mydocuments.livejournal.com]

"He really wants a grande JFK cap"

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ILU.

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

"Him? Seriously?" Ray asks. "Do angels have some uniform kink that I need to know about because I don't do that shit."

"It's number 4 on your list," Walt objects.

"You are missing my point," Ray says with a loud sigh.

"You had a point?"

"Not really."

"You're stalling," Walt observes and gives Ray a little shove.

"I know. This makes all me feel used and dirty and not in the fun way."

"Just go, Ray," Walt orders.

"What kind of world do we live in when people's angel boyfriends order them to make people have sex for the amusement of other angels."

"It's all part of god's plan, I'm sure," Walt explains, sounding a little uncertain.

"God's a pervert, then."

"RAY!"

"I'm going. I'm going."

***

"Hi. So there is no tactful way to put this. And, okay, I didn't really think too hard about a tactful way of saying this... I was going to, but I was kind of pissed about having to come here and apparently I talk to much because my boyfriend got annoyed at me for bitching about all this because this is apparently my own fault and I deserve this and I said that was a very mean thing to say and see if I let you fuck me ever again. And he said that if he asked to fuck me there was no way I could hold out for more than a minute, and in fact, if he told me to pull down my pants and bend over, I'd be doing it in ten seconds flat because he had it on the greatest authority that I was the sluttiest person in the universe. And I said that compliments are all well and good, but he was still being kind of ass. And then I thought about what he said and said, 'Wait a minute. Greatest authority? You talk to god about having sex with me? That's so hot.' And then I got distracted for a while, so couldn't really think of how to be tactful, and then, honestly, I just sort of forgot about until now. The point being that you know in Sunday School when they tell you that you shouldn't masturbate because god is watching you? Well, it's sort of true."

There was silence from the front of the car which Ray thought was only understable since it wasn't everday that someone randomly appeared in the back of your car. They were probably a little startled.

"Not god, I mean. God is too busy to watch people masturbate, but angels. Angels are into some kinky shit and they like to watch."

"Sherman," the man in the driver seat said calmly. "Why is there a fucking whack job in the back of the car?"

"I locked the doors," The man in the passager seat protested. And then they both turned around to stare at Ray.

"Can you turn on the siren? I've always wanted to ride in the back of a cop car?"

(more soon :)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

ILU. HAVE I TOLD YOU THAT? BECAUSE I DO. I'm also pretty sure I'm using up my quota of capslock for the whole next week, but whatevercakes. I just -- you sent Ray to play Whacked Out Cupid for Cooper and Ben. I mean really? REALLY?! *moons*

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

I am somewhat disturbed at how therapeutic it is for me to write Ray babble, but I'm just going to go with it.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I know this. I've told you this. Ray is your voice. It's like me with Ari. I know. Just go with it. Everybody's gotta get it out somehow.

[raucousraven.livejournal.com]

I... well, dunno about happy, but this is kind of awesome: all the single ladies dancing. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLj5zphusLw&feature=related)

*delurks*

[shaney.livejournal.com]

*sends you plenty of hugs*

I caught up on Southland last night and omg it was painful without Sherman and Cooper :( Luckily there was Regina King, but she was the one highlight - everyone else, especially her partner and the guy with the crazy wife, needs to go away argh.

[mikhale.livejournal.com]

Not that she hasn't won me over the first time she appeared on screen but when Adams called out this line:

"I don't like the fact that if his girl was found in Brentwood, this would be frontpage news. I don't like that there is backlog of rape DNA of 3000 cases. I don't like the skirt you wear. I don't like your hairstyle. I don't like that everytime a man is within fifteen feet of you, you push out your chest and your voice gets all kittenish."

I pretty much threw my hands in the air and screamed, at the top of my lungs, "ADAMS FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING WIN!"

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

::hugs::

Brad is pretty. That is all.

[abrabacon-trask.livejournal.com]

hee, icon. chicklet_girl and I just talked about this for about an hour over fun cocktails... he's really the only hope for this show, and perhaps its fandom. Which shows you how starved for mainstream gay characters we all are. Plus, he's awesome. <333

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I agree with everything you said. Yes.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I heard about that! Insane!

Re: *delurks*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

WORD.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Regina King fucking OWNS ALL. Her and Cooper.

[draconic-voices.livejournal.com]

YES to everything that you said!

Also, I don't think I'd realised how much I watch the show for Cooper's awesomeness until I kept thinking "oh good, Cooper's here" every time that a black and white car pulled into shot.

[incoherenteye.livejournal.com]

dude on c) the salesman totally conned him by saying oh this is henri cartier bresson's favorite camera. anyone in photo business knows that his favorite camera is the leica which is 35 mm. Hassy is medium format. um. yeah.

another point, if this girl has such a great eye she doesn't need a 2000 dollar camera for it. Expensive (though that's hardly expensive if you think about it) cameras don't make you great. wtf.

I was really disappointed in not seeing cooper. :((((