hackthis_archive ([personal profile] hackthis_archive) wrote2009-08-05 03:35 pm
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L'Homme Nate – A GK AU in 1057 words.

1. Is anybody else so excited to see Bryce Larkin Matt Bomer in White Collar that they're about to pass out?

2. I'm cluttering up L's LJ with Southland filth. She is being very tolerant,

This is an off-the-cuff ficlet for [livejournal.com profile] shoshannagold. I'd tried to write you fisting, per L's suggestion, but that just didn't work out at ALL. Some places I just can't go. This is also for Nate, who is having one hell of a rough patch. I still love you, baby, even if you are currently being used ill.

Generation Kill
Alternate Universe
Nate, Brad




Nathaniel Fick is not a happy man. He's had what could only be called "a bad week".

For a start, he's supposed to be dead by an assassin's hand.

And the day before somebody put a bullet three centimeters from his head and blew up his car, his boyfriend announced that he was tired of being a secret and leaving Nate for his best friend. Who happens to be a girl.

The day before that Nate got recalled into active duty in the USMC, but since Nate's now presumed dead he guesses that that last part doesn't really count anymore.

What does count is that Nate's been in the same clothes for two days, because the lease was in Scott's name and he doesn't want to go home until he figures out why people are trying to kill him.

He's tired, hungry and very angry. And now, instead of finding out who tried to kill him and getting his man back, he's sitting on a bench in Central Park being offered a career change and cigarettes by some GQ model in a suit that probably costs more than Nate made in the last six months combined.

Nate casts a glance out the corner of his eye at the Viking sitting next to him and takes one of the proffered cigarettes. He doesn't smoke, but he lights up and takes a deep inhale anyway.

Apparently smoking kills your appetite and that's exactly what Nate needs right now. No, actually, what Nate needs is a shower, a steak and to borrow a sniper rifle from his friend Pappy and off that bitch. But. First things first.

"You don't smoke," the man says his lips turning up at the left corner. "And yet you took that. I don’t tend to like surprises, but..."

"But what?" Nate prompts the way he knows he's supposed to. He's not the slightest bit interested in this conversation, but somebody tried to kill him and Scott left him for Jenna; he's not thinking very clearly.

"But I find you amusing," the man says simply.

Nate snorts, the smoke escaping his nose in little white wisps. "Obviously my goal in life is to amuse you."

"It could be."

Nate studies the man in profile. He's not unattractive, if you think Michelangelo's David is the idea of perfection.

Nate inhales and feels the burn in his lungs. "As far as I can tell I'm supposed to be dead, so I don’t think a few cigarettes matter now, do you?"

"I don't know about that," the man says thoughtfully. "Being dead isn't necessarily a bad career choice. Think of all the things you can do now that you couldn't do before."

Nate rubs at the stubble dotting his chin. "Like what?"

A smile crosses the man's face. His teeth are too white. He reminds Nate of a shark. "Well, you could fuck me for a start," he says.

Nate pauses with the cigarette halfway to his mouth. "I don't fuck anyone until they buy me dinner. Fast food doesn't count."

"Loose morals, Mr. Fick," the man says approvingly, "are the hallmark of a good assassin."

"What exactly makes you think I have any interest in what you're offering me, Mister –?"

"Colbert. But you can call me Brad."

Nate ashes the cigarette on the bench and looks around. There are kids playing, joggers bouncing by, people walking dogs and living their lives. "I'm not sure I want to be on a first name basis with somebody who wants me to kill people for a living."

Colbert -- Brad -- smirks. "What exactly do you think you've been doing for your country all along?"

"That's different," Nate says irritably.

Brad turns a little and rests his arm on the back of the bench, his fingers coming to a stop 1/3 of an inch from Nate' shoulder. "You're right," he says. "We pay better."

"I'm not interested in money." Nate takes another inhale of the cigarette, his head swimming from nicotine and rat poison and probably crack considering how relaxed he feels right now. "I'm interested in finding out who tried to kill me."

Brad's eyes crinkle at the corners. "You're looking at him," he says blithely.

The cigarette falls from Nate's hand, bouncing off the bench and rolling into the grass. "You? Why?"

When Brad shrugs it pulls his suit jacket tight across his shoulders and opens the 'V' of his unbuttoned Oxford. "I wanted your attention."

"And you didn't think a meeting in the park would've sufficed?" Nate can feel the anger curling his fingers into fists.

"I'm sorry I didn't have time to court you properly," Brad mocks, "but the Corps screwed up my time table. I wanted you and so did they. I had to make I sure won."

"By nearly blowing my head off and destroying my car," Nate grits out. Every fiber in his being is screaming to either choke Brad Colbert to death or run until he hits the Atlantic Ocean and never turn back.

Brad leans in a little bit, his eyes are blue like the sky in June and Nate has to force himself not to lean in as well. "I did that job personally to make sure you didn’t get hurt," Brad says softly. "I want you on my team -- not dead in the city morgue."

"What if I don't want to be on your team?" Nate persists.

"That is not an option I'm afraid," Brad says. "If you come with me willingly you get a shower, dinner, a roof over your head, the best training even the US government can't afford and enough money to retire in five years if you're still alive then. Which I plan to ensure personally. Plus, if you ask nicely, I might even suck your cock."

Nate swallows. He could swear he was leaning back and not close enough to see the faded scars on Brad's forehead. The lines at the corners of his eyes. "And if I say no?"

Brad's too close now. When Nate licks his lips his tongue almost brushes against Brad's mouth. When Brad blinks, Nate can count his eyelashes.

"You don’t want to say no to me, Nate," Brad says. "Do you?"

Nate swallows.

Brad reaches out, rubs Nate's mouth with his thumb. "Yeah, I didn't think so."



-end-

So. This is for [livejournal.com profile] shoshannagold, because, well it is.

It is also for [livejournal.com profile] sparky77, who has been begging me for assassin!Nate for months. Where the hell is my sex pollen fic?

[identity profile] romanticalgirl.livejournal.com 2009-08-07 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
And after October, you can bet your ass we're going to remind you about this, but for now, you have to be a good girl (*snerk*). Brad and Nate (and John and Ben) will be there when you're settled. I promise.

Of course, I've said this in a public forum, so I'm probably going to get lynched - "What do you mean you're making her wait until OCTOBER?"

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2009-08-07 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
October is looking more like November but I shall be optimistic. I am grateful that I have you go keep me on the straight and narrow. If anybody gives you stick let me know and I shall send my ninja brethren after them.

[identity profile] romanticalgirl.livejournal.com 2009-08-07 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I take my mom-like duties v. seriously. You may regret giving me this charge. Hee.

[identity profile] missdunham.livejournal.com 2009-08-07 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
He's had what could only be called "a bad week".

Lol, Oh Nate!! This was a great little fic. I was really getting into it ^_^

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2009-08-07 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
No, at this point I am sure that I made an excellent choice. Why? Because u is awesome.

[personal profile] irishdf 2009-08-07 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
You're absolutely right. I was actually thinking a lot about Nate, and his post-marine career, as I was finishing up with Season 2 of Burn Notice. And it occurred to me, what if Nate went into Intelligence work once his schooling was complete?

Everyone would assume that he'd be working in the purely theoretical arena, working with data analysis, etc. Which he would excel at, naturally. But just as he joined the Marines, rather than sit behind a desk like the rest of his colleagues the first time he graduated from college, Nate's the type who feels that he has to *do* something. Hands on.

So he gets recruited to be a spy, and though he's aware that it's a hard life, filled with challenges both physical and emotional, he actually prefers it because he's not ham-strung by the moronic leadership he suffered under previously, and he's not putting anyone but himself into the line of fire. Plus, he feels that he'll be saving the lives of his men by providing correct intel, or even preventing the need for them to go out into *needless* danger, in the first place.

Naturally, when Bravo Company finds out what he's doing (and you know they would) they hit the roof, because their LT is running around all the fucked-up hot-spots without their protection, and with no body armor whatsoever, inadequate though it might have been. And they know that he's Ivy League smart, but they also think that he's an officer, albeit a competent one, and he shouldn't be allowed to run around without a leash.

And I envisioned this scene where Nate's joined them for some sort of reunion, and they're determined to have a *talk* with the LT, and sort this out. Let him know that it's just not on. But one of Nate's adversaries has followed him to the bar, or whatever, and they wind up fighting in the bathroom. A knock-down, drag-'em-out fight, where Bravo Company comes running to the rescue, but Nate's already put him down. But he's all banged up, and bruised and bleeding slightly.

And Brad can't take it any more. And drags him back to his room, where he has to show Nate how angry and insanely scared he's been for him, by pinning him down, and having crazy hot, very intense sex. And he informs him that Nate's not allowed to be an operative anymore. So he'd better make up his mind to that right now. He's coming in from the mother-fucking cold, and if he doesn't agree, then Brad will have to tie him down and keep him. Which he wants to do anyway, but there you have it.

*Ahem* As you can see, I may have been thinking rather obsessively about them as well. Good times... *g* Course, I can't write. Dialogue and story-structure and all that is just beyond me, but it pleases me to day-dream about them. Yes. They're totally the good drugs. With very pleasant side-effects. Heh.

Anyway, that's enough out of me. I'd just like to thank you and your compatriots for being the Swat Team of GK Porn. You're the best. :)
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[personal profile] wrennette 2009-08-07 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
i love the hell out of the fact that nate somehow differentiates between killing people as a marine v. killing people on contract. don't ask me why, it just made me grin.

i love how morally bankrupt brad is in this. what a wonderful assassin :D nate won't resist for long.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2009-08-07 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
And Brad can't take it any more. And drags him back to his room, where he has to show Nate how angry and insanely scared he's been for him, by pinning him down, and having crazy hot, very intense sex. And he informs him that Nate's not allowed to be an operative anymore. So he'd better make up his mind to that right now. He's coming in from the mother-fucking cold, and if he doesn't agree, then Brad will have to tie him down and keep him. Which he wants to do anyway, but there you have it.

ROWR. That is quite the concept.

[identity profile] ex-trolleys.livejournal.com 2009-08-08 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
How is it that I missed this earlier??? Clearly the universe conspires against me. >(

But oh my god, GK AU. Need I say how much I loved this! Brad in seduction mode is...guh. It's just not fair of anyone to be that hot.

I can see so much plot coming out of this - sexytime missions and double agents and kidnappings and boys being wreckless to save each others' asses! (while doing other sordid things to said asses) Theoretically, of course. *innocent smile*

SO MUCH WIN.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2009-08-08 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
And if you get over the fisting aversion and write it, that would be awesome, but it's kind of something I need to write for myself, too. I'm 4600 words into the fisting fic and nobody has even come yet - but that's maybe only because Nate was wearing a cock ring.

Yes, I think this needs to be resolved. STAT.

instead of finding out who tried to kill him and getting his man back I can't believe somebody dumped Nate! Maybe Brad made that happen, somehow. I have great faith in Brad's power to do just about anything - getting Nate's tool of a boyfriend to leave would be child's play.

Now, now, let's not guess all the Easter eggs that eventually might come from this ;-)

his head swimming from nicotine and rat poison and probably crack considering how relaxed he feels right now. No, baby, that's the power of Brad, again. Don't fight it, just go with it.

I would personally like to get a whiff of what Brad's cooking. Or just bottle it up. Or something. No, actually I'd like to get that all undiluted. Like straight from the poppy fields. I am totally rambling.

"I'm sorry I didn't have time to court you properly," And I want to know how that would have gone! (I'm sorry, every comment sounds like I'm asking you to write more! It's just such a fun idea!)

Yes, I know, I know, you are not the only one who has come to this conclusion. I am so very glad that you liked it!

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2009-08-08 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks!

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2009-08-08 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm glad you liked it!

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2009-08-08 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I can see so much plot coming out of this - sexytime missions and double agents and kidnappings and boys being wreckless to save each others' asses! (while doing other sordid things to said asses) Theoretically, of course. *innocent smile*

It's possible that in the hazy future somewhere down the line that there might be more of this. Like a lot more. You know Brad has this gorgeous, three quarters length black wool coat that he wears that Nate develops this affinity for that needs to be discussed. And there's like other stuff in my head about this. Nice clothes. Guns. Shiny things. You know how I am.

[identity profile] halfway2home.livejournal.com 2009-08-09 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I really enjoyed it. The first thing I thought when I saw the promo was Catch Me If You Can and then the creator said last week that it was an influence. It definitely has that buddy caper vibe. I wasn't sure if I was going to buy Tim DeKay and Tiffani Thessan as a couple because she looks too young to be his wife, but they were very sweet together. And then there's Matt Bomer, who spends most of the pilot in sharp suits, a robe or just PJ bottoms. His character is very slick and clever at getting what he wants. There were several times when I said, "Oh, he's good."

[identity profile] ex-trolleys.livejournal.com 2009-08-09 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
HOORAY!

(now i'm imagining Brad taking Nate shopping for proper hitman attire and it is lolarious)

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2009-08-09 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Actually, in this epic that is totally not planned out in my head already or anything, Brad brings Nate back to his place (big no-no) and attempts to dress him properly and Nate throws a big wobbler about this and Brad's like "you wear what I tell you or you wear nothing" and so then Brad takes all the clothes away, and leaves Nate with a bunch of newspapers and Nate's like "fuck this" and he safety pins all of Brad's tea towels together (yes, in this verse Brad is a bad ass cook) and walks around for a few days like he's a Gladiator, but eventually he capitulates and then Brad gets to call in his tailor. Did you know they made bulletproof clothes out of something called aramid? A told me this. *nods* You know, just as, um, like a random factoid. *looks shifty*

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2009-08-09 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I wasn't sure if I was going to buy Tim DeKay and Tiffani Thessan as a couple because she looks too young to be his wife, but they were very sweet together.

I admit I was feeling dubious myself, but I'm glad to hear it works and I am so excited to see Matt Bomer naked in suits and PJs!

[identity profile] ex-trolleys.livejournal.com 2009-08-10 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
he safety pins all of Brad's tea towels together (yes, in this verse Brad is a bad ass cook) and walks around for a few days like he's a Gladiator

I can't decide what I love more: Brad as a bad ass cook or Nate lounging around in a skimpy man-skirt.

Did you know they made bulletproof clothes out of something called aramid?

Haha, I think I remember A posting about this! Real life 007 stuff excites me, especially since now you can put Brad in a hotass tux and it won't be gratuitous at all!

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2009-08-10 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
I can't decide what I love more: Brad as a bad ass cook or Nate lounging around in a skimpy man-skirt.


There are *plans* Like Nate at the shooting range and Brad giving him personal lessons where he's always touching him, adjusting his stance, kicking his legs apart, turning his hips, because Nate is a good shooter, the Marines made him that way. But assassins are on a completely different level. Or like that time Brad locks (which naturally I mistyped at licked) him in a windowless room blind folded with three guns which he has to assemble and then fire off to show that he's done. Oh and make sure that he doesn't like shoot himself or anything. Nate kind of has a meltdown at some point and gets locked in isolation. Of course in this verse he also curses copiously, dresses like sex, is very bitchy and ignores Brad's flirting pretty much all the time. I love you, Assassin!Nate. And also there is protective!Brad.

[identity profile] ex-trolleys.livejournal.com 2009-08-10 12:13 pm (UTC)(link)
So I take it this is a feel-good romcom? and Brad will win Nate over with his culinary finesse? :))

Lawdy, you TEASE, i'm getting all hot 'n' bothered already! I approve of Brad's training/torture methods. And please tell me archery is somewhere in the curriculum, haha. Brad would love the extra hands-on approach required to teach that one.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2009-08-10 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
So I take it this is a feel-good romcom? and Brad will win Nate over with his culinary finesse? :))

Yes, of course, you know how I roll. ::snicker::

I can't believe you brought up archery! Get out of my head! I was totally thinking about that the other day, b/c I love archery and then I was like, dude, when the hell is Brad going to send Nate out with a bow and arrow? This isn't the Crusades!, and my head was all WHO CARES! Brad and Nate in some training facility in Maryland, out in the open fields, Brad standing there, hands on Nate's hips, breathing in his ear, telling him when to fire, and Nate being all, "is this supposed to distract me?" right before he hits a bullseye, and then he turns to Brad, who's kind of irritated that he didn't faze Nate at all, and Nate looks him up and down and is all "you're going to have to work harder than that" he says, very obvioiusly looking at Brad's dick, and Brad's you know dressed, very nicely, with a huge erection spoiling the line of his clothes. And Nate's all, "you need to do something about that though." And Brad's all 'are you offering?' and Nate's like 'no' I'm working, go away.'

And Brad's sullen, but he only has himself to blame, because he is making Nate this way. And then the first time Nate goes on assignment, Brad's all up in everybody's grill, and Nate's in her ear (I'm all about the ear comms that the secret service uses) and Nate's all 'the bitching is sweet, but you're scaring the minions, knock it off'' and Brad goes and locks himself in his office, so he can talk Nate through his job and he's all "Ray, if you listen in, I will chop off your dick and Walt will never forgive me' (Yes, Brad has Ray, Walt, Poke and Eric Kocher on his team).

The thing I love about Nate's first assignment is that Brad's been training him to be this stone cold assassin, even though Brad is totally over posessive and tends to be very upset when Nate won't talk to him (this is part of how Nate ends up in the isolation room. Actually, no, that happens b/c he punches Brad in the face) -- OMG, I'm totally giving the whole thing away and then you won't be surprised and draw me art! Oh, did I say that outloud? This may never happen though. I won't have a chance to work on it until October.
Edited 2009-08-10 15:30 (UTC)

[identity profile] teenygozer.livejournal.com 2009-08-10 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Apologies; I tried to reply to your reply earlier but LJ would not allow me to. Much LJ weirdness for DAYS!

I wanted to tell you that It Takes A Thief was not a film, it was a television series in the late 60s. It had a lot of the same guest stars as Star Trek: I just watched an episode with Roger C. Carmel (Hardcourt Fenton Mudd) and Yvonne Craig (Green Orion Slave Girl) in it. The show starred Robert Wagner as the smooth and charming conman/thief of the title, he reported to (cock-blocking) government agent Malachi Throne (also ST guest star.) I watch the show on a cable channel called Retro TV, if you ever get a chance to see an episode, do watch it, it was a tremendous amount of fun. Wagner had teh Charm in spades.

I think Bomer will have Wagner's smooth criminal schtick down nicely, and I'm hoping the show is a winner.

[identity profile] ex-trolleys.livejournal.com 2009-08-10 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Nate being all, "is this supposed to distract me?" right before he hits a bullseye, and then he turns to Brad, who's kind of irritated that he didn't faze Nate at all, and Nate looks him up and down and is all "you're going to have to work harder than that" he says, very obvioiusly looking at Brad's dick, and Brad's you know dressed, very nicely, with a huge erection spoiling the line of his clothes. And Nate's all, "you need to do something about that though." And Brad's all 'are you offering?' and Nate's like 'no' I'm working, go away.'

Hahahahah!! Cocktease!Nate I love you so ♥ ♥ ♥

"Ray, if you listen in, I will chop off your dick and Walt will never forgive me' (Yes, Brad has Ray, Walt, Poke and Eric Kocher on his team).

Most effective way to shut up Ray ever! And yay team love!

This may never happen though. I won't have a chance to work on it until October.

Oh, patience ain't no thing bb. ;) I can wait - like Brad preying on waiting for Nate to come around. And I know you can do this without my bribery because you're awesome and brilliant and capable like that. (but hey, if the art muse is inspired who am I to stop it? *g*)

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2009-08-10 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
And I know you can do this without my bribery because you're awesome and brilliant and capable like that. (but hey, if the art muse is inspired who am I to stop it? *g*)

Actually, I remembered that you'd had a drawing with Brad kissing Nate while shooting at something and I went looking for it, you know, for inspiration like, but I cannot find it anywhere. Did you hide it somewhere?

[identity profile] ex-trolleys.livejournal.com 2009-08-10 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Haha no, Photobucket TOS'd it! brb re-upping it to a different server...

Done! (http://trolleys.fanizzle.org/zombiekiss.jpg) (the more I draw B/N the more they start to resemble castoff manga characters...)

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