hackthis_archive ([personal profile] hackthis_archive) wrote2009-08-10 03:18 pm

War, Southland and comment-fic, oh my!

It's interesting that the plague showing up in China and the Birthers bullshit only kind of makes me nervous, but [livejournal.com profile] tomricks interrupting his vacation to blog about shit falling apart in Iraq makes me want to crawl under my desk and kiss my ass goodbye.

Also, this article about a personal trainer who put on 88 lbs. just so he could lose it and see what it's like for his clients is pretty compelling. I think this is going to make him a much stronger trainer.

I feel like I'm saying this every time I post (and I probably am, too bad!), BUT, for those stragglers who aren't on the train yet. NBC is re-airing Southland right now in the run up to the premiere (Sept 25th) on Friday nights at 8pm. You can also watch it on NBC.com and on Hulu. They have the first four episodes up (there are only seven), so please, please please, watch it. You won't regret it. Really.

In other Southland news: Michael and Ben start filming tomorrow. If I was any more excited I'd bounce out of my chair. Oh, wait, and L is writing me comment!porn featuring slutty!Ben. You all wish you had an L, but she is mine. Okay, jointly shared with Q and A. And her family. And all of you, but you know what I mean.

Offer Redux!: Oh, and I've been thinking, you know, I had so much fun the last time around that if anybody's got some like photos or something and might want some comment-fic, you know, I think I'm open for business.* Who knows, you might even get L, A and Q to play along too. Then again, they might all boycott and you'll be stuck with me. ;-)

*You know how it goes.

[identity profile] amberlynne.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
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Re: Wedding Day

[identity profile] kristories.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
oh my god this is awesome :D

"BRADLEY COLBERT!" Nate can feel his own spine snap to attention at the sound of Brad's mom's voice. "If you don't stop feeling up your boyfriend and get in this church, I'm bringing out your baby pictures. All of the naked ones."

Poor Brad, I'm sure Nate will have fun lording that over him, I can picture it now.

"You were kind of tiny, weren't you..." Brad glowers and Nate does his best to swallow the rest of his sentence in difference to the door opening.

"You want me to show you tiny?" Brad demands either not caring or not noticing the door opening. Knowing Brad it's the former rather than the latter.

"Bradley!" Brad's mom gasps. Nate has the satisfaction of seeing Brad's cheeks darken with a blush but his eyes promise deadly retribution. Luckily, Nate doesn't have any upcoming family events to attend.

Re: :)

[identity profile] chicklet-girl.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
Season 4 (I think?) of The OC opened with Ryan having become... wait for it... a CAGE FIGHTER. I know.

Re: Wedding Day

[identity profile] romanticalgirl.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
Wet boys is one of my favorite things. Especially wet boys in suits. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Re: The 11th Commandment

[identity profile] romanticalgirl.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
You know Brad still wants to know where the porn is.

Re: Cock Holster Part II (GS-verse)

[identity profile] sffan.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
*giggle*

Too perfect.

Re: Rules of Engagement

[identity profile] romanticalgirl.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
::pets Brad::

Giving Nate up because he's happy is even worse than not having Nate. WOE!

[identity profile] chicklet-girl.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
OMG, could Alexander Skarsgard look any more ridiculously Swedish in those pictures? I am DYING. And also craving Prinsesstarta, which means I'll have to go by Wuollet on Saturday to buy a slice. Damn you, Skarsgard!
Edited 2009-08-12 03:09 (UTC)

[identity profile] chicklet-girl.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
HAVE FALLEN TO FLOOR IN MANNER MATCHING MY ICON ABOVE STOP RESPIRATION ERRATIC STOP IS DED

Re: :)

[identity profile] chicklet-girl.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry, I fell into some kind of fugue state after reading that. Did I already leave feedback? *looks around, eyes glazed*

Re: Rules of Engagement

[identity profile] tikiaceae.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, God. The angst!!!

[identity profile] chicklet-girl.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, also:

At the Academy they took turns handcuffing eaxh other, but there was always the fucknut who wanted to be John Wayne about it. Who ended up getting smacked in the back of the head by his instructor.

Is Gibbs teaching this class? Actually, that would be kind of awesome. He *was* an MP, after all. (And sniper.)

Re: Wedding Day

[identity profile] shoshannagold.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
I love fic about Brad's mom. I mean, the rest of it is awesome, too - I can just see Nate sleeping on the floor of an airport, hoodie pulled up around his face - but the second Brad's mom comes into it, I just can't stop smiling. I have a mom kink? God, I've written too much Ray.

Re: crappy, surreptitious pic of hs!Brad after a shower

[identity profile] shoshannagold.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
had stolen them, made photocopies, and tossed them down the stairwells in an attempt to get some vengeance on behalf of all the colored folk that white boys had exploited over the years. Or something. HA! So Poke.

Wait - this is HS AU fic. *is terribly slow* Awesome!

Nate would suggest Ray become a politician if he didn't fear Ray might actually do so. He couldn't, in good conscience, inflict that on the world. Would he be Republican? Hmmm.

but something about his eyes, the way he looked at Nate—it stuck with him. Ooh. That's just gorgeous.

It still didn't matter. Not at all. Of course not. Poor Nate, all that self-delusion is tiring. Brad will fix that, soon enough.

Since when do you bring the angst? Not that it's not wonderful, but, God, is the sun going to come up in the west tomorrow?

Re: Wedding Day

[identity profile] thorne-scratch.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
Please note that Jay-Z references have apparently now become mandatory in GK stories I write.

Well, my day has been made!

I love focused and determined Nate.

Re: Wedding Day

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
I put that there just for you. Trufax.

Re: crappy, surreptitious pic of hs!Brad after a shower

[identity profile] alethialia.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, it is an hs!AU. And what angst? There's no angst. There's lots of denial, but Brad'll clear that up right quick.

Re: crappy, surreptitious pic of hs!Brad after a shower

[identity profile] shoshannagold.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
Denial doesn't equal angst?

I realized after I hit comment that it said hs!AU in the title. Seriously, am sleep deprived.

Re: crappy, surreptitious pic of hs!Brad after a shower

[identity profile] alethialia.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
No, denial doesn't equal angst! Not if you're not angsting about the denial. Denial can just as easily be comedy.

Re: crappy, surreptitious pic of hs!Brad after a shower

[identity profile] shoshannagold.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
Fair enough. But Nate doesn't seem to think this is funny. I'm just saying...

Re: Wedding Day

[identity profile] shaney.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
I don't watch GK, and am only vaguely familiar with these characters, but this is too adorable :)

Re: crappy, surreptitious pic of hs!Brad after a shower

[identity profile] romanticalgirl.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 01:07 pm (UTC)(link)
DO NOT FUCKING TAUNT HER ABOUT BRINGING THE ANGST.

Do you people not remember what happened LAST TIME?

Re: crappy, surreptitious pic of hs!Brad after a shower

[identity profile] shoshannagold.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 02:22 pm (UTC)(link)
But I'm taunting A, not Z! And I'm not so much taunting as I am questioning, because I expect A's fic to end on a happy note and it fucks with my worldview when it doesn't.

Believe me, the memory of last time is burnt upon all our souls.

Re: crappy, surreptitious pic of hs!Brad after a shower

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh c'mon. Y'all are acting like I'm burning effigies over here. Don't make me do something drastic. *tries to think of something drastic*

Re: crappy, surreptitious pic of hs!Brad after a shower

[identity profile] shoshannagold.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
There's always torturing us with more Layla-fic. That would be really awful. *nods* /shameless

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