War, Southland and comment-fic, oh my!

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It's interesting that the plague showing up in China and the Birthers bullshit only kind of makes me nervous, but tomricks interrupting his vacation to blog about shit falling apart in Iraq makes me want to crawl under my desk and kiss my ass goodbye.

Also, this article about a personal trainer who put on 88 lbs. just so he could lose it and see what it's like for his clients is pretty compelling. I think this is going to make him a much stronger trainer.

I feel like I'm saying this every time I post (and I probably am, too bad!), BUT, for those stragglers who aren't on the train yet. NBC is re-airing Southland right now in the run up to the premiere (Sept 25th) on Friday nights at 8pm. You can also watch it on NBC.com and on Hulu. They have the first four episodes up (there are only seven), so please, please please, watch it. You won't regret it. Really.

In other Southland news: Michael and Ben start filming tomorrow. If I was any more excited I'd bounce out of my chair. Oh, wait, and L is writing me comment!porn featuring slutty!Ben. You all wish you had an L, but she is mine. Okay, jointly shared with Q and A. And her family. And all of you, but you know what I mean.

Offer Redux!: Oh, and I've been thinking, you know, I had so much fun the last time around that if anybody's got some like photos or something and might want some comment-fic, you know, I think I'm open for business.* Who knows, you might even get L, A and Q to play along too. Then again, they might all boycott and you'll be stuck with me. ;-)

*You know how it goes.

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Dude, I am cutting you off from the sugar - PART 1

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"Is this the moment when I tell you that I lost the keys," Walt asks. He's grinning. Normally, Ray is estatic when Walt is this happy. It usually takes hours of effort on Ray's part. The last time he saw Walt with such a big grin was when Ray had done sock puppet theater for him with a Brad sock and a Nate sock. Walt had been especially impressed with how the Brad sock's eyes seemed to follow you where ever you went. The point being that Ray loves making Walt happy, but even Ray has his limits.

"I think that's supposed to be my line," Ray replies because really if anyone was the handcuffer in this relationship as opposed to the handcuffee, it was Ray.

Walt looks hurt. "You were planning on handcuffing me naked to the bed and then losing the keys? That's not very nice."

Ray glares. Some people thought Walt didn't have a sense of humor. The truth was that Walt's humor was just too twisted for even a Marine. There was fucked up. And then there was Walt. Everyone thought he was such a nice boy, too.

"Take off the handcuffs, Walt," Ray orders.

Walt smiles. "No."

It would be one thing if Walt was using this as opportunity to do incredibly perverted things to Ray while Ray was all helplesss. Ray would be a little cranky about the handcuffs then, but a tongue up his ass and a really nice orgasm would make Ray inclined to forgive Walt.

Walt, however, was just standing there watching him and it was making Ray nervous.

"Do you not understand how this game works?" Ray asks. "You tie me up. I'm all helpless. You shove your dick in my mouth and come all over my face and then blow me. Or there are really any number of options that I would be happy to go into more detail about. The point being that we should be having happy fun kinky sex times now. You're not just supposed to be standing there like a retard with your thumb up your ass. Actually, feel free to put a thumb in your ass. At least I'd have something interesting to watch if I'm stuck here."

Re: Dude, I am cutting you off from the sugar - PART 1

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"Do you not understand how this game works?" Ray asks. "You tie me up. I'm all helpless. You shove your dick in my mouth and come all over my face and then blow me. Or there are really any number of options that I would be happy to go into more detail about. The point being that we should be having happy fun kinky sex times now. You're not just supposed to be standing there like a retard with your thumb up your ass. Actually, feel free to put a thumb in your ass. At least I'd have something interesting to watch if I'm stuck here."

COMEDY GOLD! It's like Walt didn't get the memo about his TPS Report.