Ain't that a kick in the head.

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I have to say it's kind of freaky seeing half my flist talking about liking White Collar. I'm on the same page as other people? There might actually be things written that I'm not repeatedly beating people over the head to write? serialkarma said it might be the next big thing and I was all, "No way!" Yes way apparently!

Fucking hell is that shocking. (In a great way)

I... am thinking on the story of how Dean Martin was in love with June, and Byron was a friend of Dean's, and June liked Dean, but not like that, and he was sort of crushed when she went off with Byron, but when she meets Neal she kind of thinks of Dean, that smile, that eagerness...it reminds her of being young and being in love.

They flirt.

Neal genuinely means it when he compliments her.

She actually has final say on what he wears and sometimes changes his ties to something more fitting. Suggests a suit that maybe he hasn't seen yet. Makes sure his hat goes just so on his head.

He actively seeks her approval. Her pugs, Sammy and Frank, love him.

To celebrate his first month of living with June Neal makes dinner and she gives him a pair of Byron's cufflinks.

Oh, hey, look, there's the story of Neal and June. Now I don't have to write that -- welcome to the wonderful world of White Collar.

And if you have hesitations about June and Dean Martin. Well, I present the only evidence you will ever need to think this is canon: Diahann Caroll, Dean Martin and Frank Sintra singing together (thanks copracat).

And for you young babies who may need an explanation, Diahann Carroll is June. Yes, this is what June was like when she was young. Wipe up the drool. Now you want to write me June/Neal fabulousness, don't you?

I win.

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[sparky77.livejournal.com]

I think White Collar might just be too awesome for me to write fic for. I just want to stare at the pretty.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

BRAIN. I can't write anything darlin'. This show is far beyond that; I just want to stare. Here, me and you will just sit here and drink beer and talk about the hotass. We'll call it The Hotass Party. *pauses* Oh, I like that. We could run for office with that name. Wouldn't even need a platform, it'd be self explanatory.

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

I am very, very much in favor of this. Our party motto can be: "I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was looking at the hotass."

I can't hear you over the hotass.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

EXACTLY.

So.

Yet again. No writing.

Somebody asked me today and I just... I had thoughts about June, which I put here, but writing? Nah.

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[sparky77.livejournal.com]

It is all very, very sad. The truly disturbing thing for me right now is I don't think I can even write Ray. This is what I get for writing Supernatural. It kills my soul.

What if Ray abandoned me? :(

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[hackthis.livejournal.com]

RAY-RAY LOVES YOU. He will never abandon you, he just doesn't want to be on paper right now. Sometimes people don't want the publicity.

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[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Maybe Ray and Walt are on vacation. At a beach somewhere. And June and Neal are there too. And they are all drinking fancy drinks and hanging out by the pool.

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[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Is Ray making shifty eyes at Neal, because Walt really likes him?

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[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Yes. Poor Ray. Walt doesn't get crushes very often, but when he does, he is very enthusiastic about them and keeps on telling Ray how awesome Neal is and how many different languages he can speak and Ray sulks about it for a while, but then Neal lets him wear his hat and everything is fine.

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[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Neal lets other people wear The Hat of Porn? Can I wear it? Naked?

TMI, huh?

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[sparky77.livejournal.com]

He does if you pout at him and threaten to call Brad. Which confuses Neal alot because Neal all, "Wait... you are threatening to sic your boyfriend on me because you are jealous of all the attention your other boyfriend is paying me?"

And then Neal gets the Brad lecture. Which confuses Neal a lot and so then he has to go find Walt and ask him, "Do you really have a ten foot tall friend who's half jewish half norse god who slays dragons in his spare time?"

And then Walt has to give Neal the Ray lecture and Neal is all "Wow. I thought my life was weird." And Walt pats him on the shoulder and is just like, "Let him wear the hat and everything will be fine."

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[hackthis.livejournal.com]

"Do you really have a ten foot tall friend who's half jewish half norse god who slays dragons in his spare time?"

But it's true!

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[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Ha!

Dude, June should open up a home for wayward hotass marines.

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[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Can *I* be June's grand daughter?

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[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Yes, if I can to. Hell, I'd be happy being the maid or cook in that house. I don't really care as long as I'm there.