I'm not going to follow you like some nervous poodle.

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1. I am going to write a story called Fire on the Exhale, which is a shooting reference for those who don't spend too much time watching the Military Channel.

2. I don't think I'm doing yuletide this year, which will be the first year since it started that I haven't signed up, but I just don't have it in me. I am kind of sad about this, but I have to prioritize.

3. Dear White Collar,

The idea is that the shows are supposed to get BETTER as you go along, not worse. Each episode from the pilot has gotten progressively less interesting and more bland. Despite popular belief, you cannot hold my interest on looks alone. Looks are meant to enhance, like a very nice hat, they cannot be the sole substance. Fail, man. You also can't magically exchange one minority for another and not expect anybody to notice.

You are on notice. Clean up your act or we're over.

No love,
X

This once again leaves me with ZERO shows until January 12. Oh my god, Cooper and Ben and Lydia hurry up.

4. I am looking for music. I'm interested in trying out anything by Colin Hay (I have waiting for my real life to begin and I just don't think I'll ever get over losing you) and Iron & Wine (I have Sodom, South Georgia, AB's Song, Flightless Bird, and a few others) so, if you have a favorite, please feel free to share it!

I am also looking for Big Brovaz 'Favourite Things', New Edition's Heart Break album, and the Double CD of Ella Fitzgerald and Louis Armstrong.

I am also looking for a single, straight, hotass, Recon Marine between the ages of 28 and 35, with a brain between his ears, at least one good moral, and who doesn't mind Johnny Cash, Radiohead, Ella Fitzgerald and The Roots on rotation. [Edited for explicit sex acts] Oh, and he needs to be male.

Hey, everybody has to have goals in life.

Comments

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

We want Diana! We Want Diana! Also, I have the Sia and absolutely love Regina Spektor and thusly already have Samson, but thank you! I will check out the other songs.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Hip hop flamenco. DOOD.

I will download now! Thank you!

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Mmmm artificial grape flavored crack.

I miss the incredibly artistic bongs at my college. And there was this six foot one that they used to have to carry in pieces to parties. You would see the guys running across campus with pieces poorly concealed under their coats. Good times.

I am out of crack, I think. I've got supernatural crack, but no GK crack. Unless it's the one where they are all superheroes and supervillains.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Are Brad and Nate Lex and Clark? Tell me about Ray being a villain who is desperately in love with Walt, and whenever another villain is mean to Walt he gets rilly rilly angry and blows something up and Walt has to comfort him. OH. MY. GOD. Walt in spandex. Blue to match his eyes.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

ETA: Oh, and Diana will be back. Um, someday.

When I first suspected they'd done a POC swap I checked myself and said, no, surely not. Here, let me check IMDB. And Marsha Thomason is *listed* as being in seven episodes and I said oh, okay, they didn't do that -- but she's not showing up. The Baby hackthis is NOT happy.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I loved the White Collar pilot but the last episode couldn't even hold my attention for the whole hour. When I realised I was slogging through it solely for the purpose of drooling over Matt Bomer it seemed a bit pointless if I can just watch videos of him on YouTube.

WORD!

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Yes. That!

I think the original idea from a discussion with amberlynne was:
nate and walt scare villians straight by making them gay

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

1. Tell me how the book is. I do read amazon reviews and those did not seem particularly pleased, but for $2 I'll try most things :D

2. I described the lack of June and Diana and general awesome thusly above: It is not fair to be all awesome in the beginning and then just fall off. This is like a bad dating experience. He tells you he's brilliant and has a place over looking the water. Turns out he's average and has a place overlooking a water tower.

3. Re Ella and Louis, I meant this complete works boxed set (http://www.amazon.com/Complete-Ella-Fitzgerald-Louis-Armstrong/dp/B0000047EI/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1257797821&sr=1-4), which I just need to suck up and buy, but I would LOVE it if you'd be willing to help me out in the meantime.

4. You are hording all the Marines too! Why is nobody sharing. *sobs* Everybody is being mean to me! *sniffs* I WANT BRAD!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

YES! THIS!

Tell me all about it. OMFG! Brad would be a brilliant, but misunderstood computer hacker and Nate would -- oh, wait, I wrote that AU already. Hmmm.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Sniper research is totally a legitimate past time. I'm just saying.


Hmmmm. Would a retrofitted Sam Anders-model Cylon work? *gets out wrench set and soldering iron*

Um, no, but only because I remember what happened to that last model.

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

I think the idea was that Brad and Ray were supervillain partners though I think Ray only did stuff to get Walt's attention and Brad was all existential evil mastermind the world is not good enough for me, but I would possibly consider doing good in exchange for sexual favors.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Brad was all existential evil mastermind the world is not good enough for me

It's very Pinky and The Brain, and then what happens, Brad decides to blow up the world, but sees Nate eating a cookie from a local bakery and decides that if the world has that much hotass it is not all bad, and thusly, he will save it for this hot man, and also, for cookies.

That was a very Ray thought, wasn't it?

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Pretty much and the continuing existence of the world will depend on Nate's ability to consistently put out. It's difficult job, but I'm sure he's up to the task.

[no-detective.livejournal.com]

You're welcome - and OH, I can't believe I didn't give you this link! Free DL of an acoustic version of Guns and Dogs by Portugal The Man because this song is, like, my personal Southland ANTHEM.

(If anyone ever makes a vid to this, I will give them a kidney. Bone marrow. The functional half of my liver. WHATEVER. ANYTHING.)

[maurheti.livejournal.com]

1. but for $2 I'll try most things

Hee!, and also: Good to know I'm not the only one.

Um.

ANYWAY.

I'll keep you posted about the book.

2. I love your description of the precipitous drop in WC awesome. Water towers do not cut it. Like, at all.

3. That boxed set looks fantastic. ::covets:: But here is a small slice of Ella & Louis deliciousness in the meantime.

4. Dude, I wish I were hoarding Marines...! Come on over, we'll go on an expedition together. Better yet, let's call Evan and make him introduce us.

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

I know I say this all the time but I always mean it from the bottom of my heart: I LOVE YOUR BRAIN SO SO MUCH! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

Noooo. You wrote like a snippet. WE NEED AT LEAST 40K MORE OF THAT SHIT! (Please?)

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

Mostly, I just wanted Brad in a black leather catsuit.

[jujubinha.livejournal.com]

You're very welcome! I really hope you like those. And it was no work at all, I love sharing my favourite music. ;)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Brad does not do catsuits, the best you can hope for are some battered jeans, a black tank top and this jacket (http://shop.nordstrom.com/S/3034621/0~2376777~2374609~2374631~788906?mediumthumbnail=Y&origin=category&searchtype=&pbo=788906&P=1).

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I wish I could find a job like that. *wistful*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

1. Yay

3. Box.net won't let me download. It says the folder is inaccessible or deleted :(

4. EVAAAAAAAAAAAN! Have you finished Hella Nation? Also, we need to do Recon on some Marines. It'll be a new fad, Recon Women, for women who do Recon on Marines.

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngh.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

If your name is Nate, however, you get the booty call version, which is Brad coming over after he's done something very bad and evol which he knows Nate won't approve of, so he goes commando in his jeans and just zips the jacket over his bare chest. He's found Nate's anger gets side tracked when Brad makes his contrition clear.