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1. I am going to write a story called Fire on the Exhale, which is a shooting reference for those who don't spend too much time watching the Military Channel.

2. I don't think I'm doing

yuletide this year, which will be the first year since it started that I haven't signed up, but I just don't have it in me. I am kind of sad about this, but I have to prioritize.

3. Dear White Collar,

The idea is that the shows are supposed to get BETTER as you go along, not worse. Each episode from the pilot has gotten progressively less interesting and more bland. Despite popular belief, you cannot hold my interest on looks alone. Looks are meant to enhance, like a very nice hat, they cannot be the sole substance. Fail, man. You also can't magically exchange one minority for another and not expect anybody to notice.

You are on notice. Clean up your act or we're over.

No love,
X

This once again leaves me with ZERO shows until January 12. Oh my god, Cooper and Ben and Lydia hurry up.

4. I am looking for music. I'm interested in trying out anything by Colin Hay (I have waiting for my real life to begin and I just don't think I'll ever get over losing you) and Iron & Wine (I have Sodom, South Georgia, AB's Song, Flightless Bird, and a few others) so, if you have a favorite, please feel free to share it!

I am also looking for Big Brovaz 'Favourite Things', New Edition's Heart Break album, and the Double CD of Ella Fitzgerald and Louis Armstrong.

I am also looking for a single, straight, hotass, Recon Marine between the ages of 28 and 35, with a brain between his ears, at least one good moral, and who doesn't mind Johnny Cash, Radiohead, Ella Fitzgerald and The Roots on rotation. [Edited for explicit sex acts] Oh, and he needs to be male.

Hey, everybody has to have goals in life.

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I am also looking for a single, straight, hotass, Recon Marine between the ages of 28 and 35, with a brain between his ears, at least one good moral, and who doesn't mind Johnny Cash, Radiohead, Ella Fitzgerald and The Roots on rotation. [Edited for explicit sex acts] Oh, and he needs to be male.
Dude. I have a whole stack of them in my closet. I've been hording.

YOU EVOL TRICK! I knew somebody was keeping mine from me. You hand him over at once!

But what if mine gets damaged? It's good to have replacements on hand for emergencies.

I want mine! *stomps feet* You can't have them all. Didn't you learn how to share? I have needs. You know how stressed I am, you're supposed to be helpful right now. Also, have you decided on

yuletide?

I gave you a marine already. He came in that nice box from target, but I can send you one of mine if it would make you happy. Because I am giver like that. I'm saint like, really.

And I am still going back and forth on

yuletide. Nothing is really exciting me now.

How about we write each other stuff for Yuletide and then we can get what we want! Oh, wait, we do that anyway :D I am excited about nothing. SADNESS!

And yes, you did get me that lovely Marine, but he is not with me currently, you know how things are for me right now. I need ~~BRAD~~ stability.

I will see what I can do about getting you a Brad.

I just need to start throwing crack at you. I'm sure we can find something that will stick eventually.

Throwing crack at me. Is it new and improved sticky crack? :D

(Why do we have no crack icons? SADNESS!)

(http://s467.photobucket.com/albums/rr40/ahackwriter/?action=view&current=crackpipesrocks-01.jpg)

Mmmm artificial grape flavored crack.

I miss the incredibly artistic bongs at my college. And there was this six foot one that they used to have to carry in pieces to parties. You would see the guys running across campus with pieces poorly concealed under their coats. Good times.

I am out of crack, I think. I've got supernatural crack, but no GK crack. Unless it's the one where they are all superheroes and supervillains.

Are Brad and Nate Lex and Clark? Tell me about Ray being a villain who is desperately in love with Walt, and whenever another villain is mean to Walt he gets rilly rilly angry and blows something up and Walt has to comfort him. OH. MY. GOD. Walt in spandex. Blue to match his eyes.

Yes. That!

I think the original idea from a discussion with

amberlynne was:
nate and walt scare villians straight by making them gay

YES! THIS!

Tell me all about it. OMFG! Brad would be a brilliant, but misunderstood computer hacker and Nate would -- oh, wait, I wrote that AU already. Hmmm.

I think the idea was that Brad and Ray were supervillain partners though I think Ray only did stuff to get Walt's attention and Brad was all existential evil mastermind the world is not good enough for me, but I would possibly consider doing good in exchange for sexual favors.

Brad was all existential evil mastermind the world is not good enough for me

It's very Pinky and The Brain, and then what happens, Brad decides to blow up the world, but sees Nate eating a cookie from a local bakery and decides that if the world has that much hotass it is not all bad, and thusly, he will save it for this hot man, and also, for cookies.

That was a very Ray thought, wasn't it?

Pretty much and the continuing existence of the world will depend on Nate's ability to consistently put out. It's difficult job, but I'm sure he's up to the task.

I wish I could find a job like that. *wistful*

Mostly, I just wanted Brad in a black leather catsuit.

Brad does not do catsuits, the best you can hope for are some battered jeans, a black tank top and this jacket (http://shop.nordstrom.com/S/3034621/0~2376777~2374609~2374631~788906?mediumthumbnail=Y&origin=category&searchtype=&pbo=788906&P=1).

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Noooo. You wrote like a snippet. WE NEED AT LEAST 40K MORE OF THAT SHIT! (Please?)

*MAKES GIMME HANDS*

STOP LINE JUMPING! ME FIRST!

AGE BEFORE BEAUTY!

Okay, then you can go first, Ray.

That's what I am talking about. No sympathy for ~~Viking sex gods~~ pretty young things!

RAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love that icon so much. *pets him*