I'm not going to follow you like some nervous poodle.

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1. I am going to write a story called Fire on the Exhale, which is a shooting reference for those who don't spend too much time watching the Military Channel.

2. I don't think I'm doing yuletide this year, which will be the first year since it started that I haven't signed up, but I just don't have it in me. I am kind of sad about this, but I have to prioritize.

3. Dear White Collar,

The idea is that the shows are supposed to get BETTER as you go along, not worse. Each episode from the pilot has gotten progressively less interesting and more bland. Despite popular belief, you cannot hold my interest on looks alone. Looks are meant to enhance, like a very nice hat, they cannot be the sole substance. Fail, man. You also can't magically exchange one minority for another and not expect anybody to notice.

You are on notice. Clean up your act or we're over.

No love,
X

This once again leaves me with ZERO shows until January 12. Oh my god, Cooper and Ben and Lydia hurry up.

4. I am looking for music. I'm interested in trying out anything by Colin Hay (I have waiting for my real life to begin and I just don't think I'll ever get over losing you) and Iron & Wine (I have Sodom, South Georgia, AB's Song, Flightless Bird, and a few others) so, if you have a favorite, please feel free to share it!

I am also looking for Big Brovaz 'Favourite Things', New Edition's Heart Break album, and the Double CD of Ella Fitzgerald and Louis Armstrong.

I am also looking for a single, straight, hotass, Recon Marine between the ages of 28 and 35, with a brain between his ears, at least one good moral, and who doesn't mind Johnny Cash, Radiohead, Ella Fitzgerald and The Roots on rotation. [Edited for explicit sex acts] Oh, and he needs to be male.

Hey, everybody has to have goals in life.

Comments

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

YES! THIS!

Tell me all about it. OMFG! Brad would be a brilliant, but misunderstood computer hacker and Nate would -- oh, wait, I wrote that AU already. Hmmm.

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

I think the idea was that Brad and Ray were supervillain partners though I think Ray only did stuff to get Walt's attention and Brad was all existential evil mastermind the world is not good enough for me, but I would possibly consider doing good in exchange for sexual favors.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Brad was all existential evil mastermind the world is not good enough for me

It's very Pinky and The Brain, and then what happens, Brad decides to blow up the world, but sees Nate eating a cookie from a local bakery and decides that if the world has that much hotass it is not all bad, and thusly, he will save it for this hot man, and also, for cookies.

That was a very Ray thought, wasn't it?

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Pretty much and the continuing existence of the world will depend on Nate's ability to consistently put out. It's difficult job, but I'm sure he's up to the task.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I wish I could find a job like that. *wistful*

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

Mostly, I just wanted Brad in a black leather catsuit.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Brad does not do catsuits, the best you can hope for are some battered jeans, a black tank top and this jacket (http://shop.nordstrom.com/S/3034621/0~2376777~2374609~2374631~788906?mediumthumbnail=Y&origin=category&searchtype=&pbo=788906&P=1).

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngh.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

If your name is Nate, however, you get the booty call version, which is Brad coming over after he's done something very bad and evol which he knows Nate won't approve of, so he goes commando in his jeans and just zips the jacket over his bare chest. He's found Nate's anger gets side tracked when Brad makes his contrition clear.

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

Nate is a lucky lucky man. Although, if that's what he gets when Brad is naughty, it must be difficult for him to keep Brad from a life of crime.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Yes, this is a lot like life with Detective!Nate and Criminal!Brad, actually. At first it was about Nate catching Brad and arresting him, now it's mostly about Nate handcuffing Brad to his furniture and making sure nobody else arrests him.

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

I bet Nate doesn't miss his uncomplicated life at all.

(Okay, but, seriously, where is that AU where Nate is Chuck and Brad is Bryce? Except for the dying part! BUT NOT REALLY BECAUSE BRYCE IS ALIVE!) (Come on, I Ray could be Morgan!)

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

Noooo. You wrote like a snippet. WE NEED AT LEAST 40K MORE OF THAT SHIT! (Please?)