In exchange I can offer you, uh, last week's GK story or you can wait for the one that's supposed to come out this week. As I've not written that one yet you might be better off with the other though (just saying).

AHAHAHAHA! I am here for you if you need assistant.

...though, granted, I seem to have been pretty unhelpful what with the whole 'AU of your AU!' stuff. ::fails::

ETA: And this?

Good morning my little godless heathens

Best morning greeting EVAH!