hackthis_archive ([personal profile] hackthis_archive) wrote2010-02-16 01:50 pm

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Happy Belated Eat Too Much Chocolate / Chinese New Year / Less Than a Month Until The Premiere of S2 Southland & The Pacific Day! The Things Wot Make Me Happy Edition

a) Southland S2 premiering on March 2, 2010. Watch it.

b) The Pacific premiering Sunday, March 14th on HBO. From the people who brought you Band of Brothers and the network that brought you Generation Kill. You like those, you are going to LOVE this.

c) If you want to know what my next two shiny toys are going to be, please to see a & b

d) Thank you to [livejournal.com profile] xnitelite for my awesome virtual candy and to [livejournal.com profile] alethialia, [livejournal.com profile] romanticalgirl and [livejournal.com profile] spookshowbaby for my hugs. Because I need hugs. Y'all have no idea.

e) People what are super duper helpful and patient when I am being challenged about my computer. I'm looking at you [livejournal.com profile] sparky77

f) Christina Hendricks is the hottest woman on the planet. She's stacked like a Lego Tower. So gorgeous Michelangelo would reconsider his sexuality. Has more curves than a snowboarding cross track AND she's a redhead. Yeah, I would go there.

And last, but never ever least: To My Awesome Flist

You, much like Christina Hendricks, are stacked like Lego towers, so stop trying to achieve some crazy standard of beauty that only happens with Photoshop and this insanely awesome photo editor I know who works Fashion Week.

You're all brilliant like Einstein, so stop studying until you see double and can't write your own name.

You need to be kinder to yourself and stop beating yourself up for somebody else's stupidity/meanness/negativity/desire to piss all over anything good.

You have enough balls to give Freud a complex, but enough tact not to take out somebody's eye when you're swinging your dicks around.

You know that walking away works better than throwing a tantrum, so stop getting worked up.

You're all incredibly kind/thoughtful/giving (especially with your time and intelligence and wisdom. And money. Even when you guys don't have money, you still give it up for a good cause).

You remind me that if you don't have the courage of your convictions, you need to reconsider your convictions or STFU.

And lastly, even when life is trench warfare, you offer a respite from what ails me and for that I am truly grateful.

You are all awesome, so don't lose sight of that.


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[identity profile] sparky77.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
You know I will sell my soul if it means this story will come into existence.

There can be dramatic rescues from fiery doom and the saving of kittens from trees.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
I won't lie... that seems mighty tempting. I could make it something short. Oh dude, the first time Ben goes tearing into a fire and has to be carried out by John b/c of smoke inhalation? *shakes head*

I am watching men's figure skating. The French champion is called like Florent Amodio , but he was actually born in Brazil and abandoned as an infant and adopted by a French family. I won't lie I'm kind of like, dude, that's so Walt. He even has hair like Walt and he's really good and such a pretty skater. Are you watching? You better be watching this!

[identity profile] sparky77.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
I am not watching. I have to write a paper thingy. But now I am intrigued.


And, John will be super pissed at Ben and screaming about how stupid he is, but when they try to take Ben away from him to give him oxygen and medical attention, John won't let go.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
Damn the man, stop the work!

The Russian gold medal champion retired for three years and then decided 11 months ago he was going to come and do it again. He's 26. Also, most male skaters are between 5'5 and 5'8, so you know, Brad and Nate are like freaks of nature. What if Brad was the champion coming out of retirement to beat the new upstart (Nate). You know male skating has to be as gossipy as the Corps. Oh, wait, I did this already with swim!Slash. Never mind.

Also, OMG! John would flip the fuck out and be cursing at Ben and trying not to think about how blue Ben's eyes are since his face is totally covered with soot. Ah, and then finally, Chickie gets John to let Ben go and then later than night John's at the firehouse, drinking beer, letting the new house mutt drool on his feet and Ben comes back all clean and shiny and apologetic and John throws his bottle near Ben's head, because Ben doesn't get to worry him like that. And Ben's like, I was trying to do my job, trying to make you proud and John's like, you are fucking stupid. I have no idea why I like you
you're so fucking stupid.

Holy shit, the canadian top skater really does look just like Walt, holy shit, I have to find his name so you can see photos.
Edited 2010-02-17 01:27 (UTC)

[identity profile] sparky77.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 11:30 am (UTC)(link)
I am waiting patiently for this picture of ice skater Walt.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I totally forgot, you can never claim a bad memory again. Vaughn Chipeur (http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/vancouver/CAN/Vaughn+Chipeur/1012603/gallery/im:urn:newsml:sports.yahoo,ap:20050301:oly,photo,olyfs12202170149.vancouver_olympics_figure_skating_olyfs122:1;_ylt=AvJXLY4dDP7obAMkMvd04eatIbh_). Another photo (http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/vancouver/CAN/Vaughn+Chipeur/1012603/gallery/im:urn:newsml:sports.yahoo,getty:20050301:oly,photo,e489ac2934df9a42f6433b5fbe59dbb0-getty-95657913ke040_olympic_previ:1;_ylt=Agj9sxUZs1rx02SoMRX.wk2tIbh_). The more I see of him the more I don't think he looks a lot like Walt, but he's blond, compact, solid and he skates.

[identity profile] sparky77.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I totally see it in the first picture, but not so much in the second. He is adorable, though.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think the photos do him justice TBH.