It's one of those things I feel like I probably ought to like, but can't be arsed.

My sentiments exactly. I saw 'The Homecoming' - I keep wanting to call it The Homewrecker. All I can remember is, as you said, thinking it was extraordinarily 'blah'. And perhaps I was too young to get 'it' but I think not, I think there was nothing to be gotten.

But to completely change the subject, I see you have cast an entire assortment of HP-elders, does this mean we can expect you to write something soon?

Please? Please?