why can't you be the man? I don't want to be the man. More importantly, why isn't Eminem as in love with me? Life is not right. It just isn't.
Have I told you this week how much I detest Nelly? No? I do.

I finished my paper I had to do today already. This is surprising. I thought it would take me longer. I have a whole schedule for my work, and I thought that would take all day. Huh. Damn, it's good to be me.