I haven't even read your ficlets yet, but I had to say...

Z is for Zahra who was stabbed with a rake

Squeee! I LOVE the Gashlycrumb Tinies. My absolute favourite one is "O is for Olive run through with an awl." because it looks like she's just tossing it in the air for fun while she's playing in the backyard (although "B is for Basil assaulted by bears" and "N is for Neville who died of ennui" crack me up too).

I blame serrico for my Gashlycrumb obsession (she wrote a story where the only Lana I've ever liked was obsessed with them), they make me laugh in so many twisted ways.