if i had a million dollars...

[hackthis_archive]

actually no. fuck that minitrog was talking about having bank holiday off for the queen's big knees up and she was talking about how the chick has money to wipe her wrinkly with, and yet, she's not getting out. she's not a geezer, or a ladette, or a lush, or a criminal or anything fun. god that must suck.

SO. a question for you lot if you had...oh say. ten million, what would you do with it. yes, this is after taxes. no, you can't get any more. and i'm sorry, but i don't think that we could buy both lex and clark for that price. i know which one i'd get though *g*

so. what'll it be, kids?

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10 mil

[ethros.livejournal.com]

You know, that amount of money really doesn't go as far as it used to.

Is that KATIE I see posting here? WTF? Isn't this CG's blog? My world is tilted.........aaaaack.

Anyway, I would buy some enterprise to keep the money coming in forever. Not the market because I hate those wall street oinkers. Some business that I could hire a bunch of downsized people who're on unemployment to run for me who wouldn't backstab me because I let them wear pjs to work and our business hours would be like 3-11p. Maybe it would be the world's best goth-wear company, to amuse myself. I would get some market research to see what kind of business it should be. Maybe something related to the engorged old-fogey babyboomer idiot generation. Adult diapers with band logos on them.

Then I would own homes various places I would like to go, my personal assistant would see to all the details because i can't be assed to do things like shop. I would also pay off everyone's bills because largess inspires loyalty. Since I own a ligit b'ness, I can also cut all my friends paychecks out of the corp. account so noone else has to work either thereby allowing us all to live like Patsy and Edina without the buffant hair.

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[impudent-rabbit.livejournal.com]

I love your world.

Re: 10 mil

[spasticat.livejournal.com]

This would be a lovely world...will there be the orange palace, too?

Re: 10 mil

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

it's all about the absolutely fabulous lifestyle. shopping. all about the shopping. and working 3-8 (b/c you know 8-11 is primetime television)