aw, if i'd heeded your warning about sap, then i wouldn't have read this. and i loved it. wish i could articulate rageprufrock's feedback all over again...but instead, i'll just say again that i loved it. you brought the happy into my day. thanks!

I put the warning there more for my own mental well-being than to try and dissuade you lot. Besides, I know you're all a bunch of masochists anyway. Seriously though, I'm so glad you enjoyed this, thank you.