I’m soliciting goddamnit!

[hackthis_archive]

Dysfunctional is all updated. How much do I love Lar? The dimensions will not fit on this screen, that's how much.


Thoughts on Fever:

*Velveeta called, they want their cheese back.

*Oh, Lex. How good you look. Oh, crap ass writer, why did he not go to visit his surrogate mum? Or his man? (I hope y'all noticed that death glare that Clark gave Helen after the ultrasound was done). Some brilliant fan writer is planning to rectify all this shortly I hope.

*The Good Ship Phallic Symbol. Oh, how do I love your deus ex machina-ess.

*When did SV become the X-Files?

*Chloe, sweetie, love the hair, love the clothes. Am APPALLED at how badly you are treated. We need to start a protest or something. Also, she’s not good enough for Snooper Trooper! Lana. Really. That was supposed to read that Lana isn't good enough to scrub Chloe's toilet with her toothbrush, but I digress. The point is 'down with Lana, up with Chloe'... who really is too good for everybody except Wally, who sadly is not on this particular show. Damn.

*Pete. Screen time! Go on with your bad self.

*So Mary and Joseph Martha and Bo Duke are having a baby. An immaculately extra-terrestrially conceived baby no less. Huh.


Also. I am soliciting. Sadly there is no money involved, sorry, bonibaru. Seriously though, I am one with the non-inspiration right now, and that seems to be applying cross fandom. So, you know, I do well with photographs and icons and songs. Hit me one time, (not like Britney though, please) and maybe we can do some business. <-- insert rubbing of hands like evil fiend here.

Comments

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

Just for you, bad plot ideas from this eppie alone:

1) The baby is either Lex's or Lionel's and it's BO who couldn't have kids.

2) Dr Tooth is really Clark's long, lost Kryptonian sister, and that's why she didn't rush to sell his ass on the black market (medical ethics my ASS! that's publishable!)

3) Chloe wakes up and decides to stop being a fucking DOORMAT and puts the moves on Lex to get back at Clark. This plot is often used, but I think it could be chock full of either a) wacky one-liners of brilliant wit or b) be the 'rift' AU where Chloe knew all along Clark's secret and she tells Lex about her theories (subplot to getting Clark back for being AN ASSHOLE. Can you tell I am over his treament of her?

4) Lana is secretly germaphobic and has secret stashes of antibacterial hand scrub everywhere. This is the jumping off place for a whole host of psychosis, which explains all of her vacant looks and odd behaviour: she's always thinking about some insane thing that might kill her...hey, her parents were killed by a fucking meteor, I think you'd have issues, too.

This is all off the top of my head. I could do more (where are the SV ideas coming from? oh, lord, not this again)

[queenofalostart.livejournal.com]

1) The baby is either Lex's or Lionel's and it's BO who couldn't have kids.

Oh, ethros, you took the words right out of my mouth. That was the very first thing I thought when the dr. was all like, "oh, you didn't know?"

So. Not. His. Baby.

And, ew, that means the Kents have had sex recently. Sorry, still in that mindset that parents just don't do it. Must get over that at some point.

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

when we come back from Tx, we can post our 'Lex can't be Clark's brother, so he becomes his stepdad' fic of utter squickiness!
Or Lionel could be the stepdad, and Lex and Clark stepbrothers, so when they have the big gay sex, it is almost incest. There is a whole incest subfandom in SV; this could have legs.

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[queenofalostart.livejournal.com]

this could have legs.

Chubby legs like a tasty baby!