hackthis_archive ([personal profile] hackthis_archive) wrote2003-02-19 11:45 am

I’m soliciting goddamnit!

Dysfunctional is all updated. How much do I love Lar? The dimensions will not fit on this screen, that's how much.


Thoughts on Fever:

*Velveeta called, they want their cheese back.

*Oh, Lex. How good you look. Oh, crap ass writer, why did he not go to visit his surrogate mum? Or his man? (I hope y'all noticed that death glare that Clark gave Helen after the ultrasound was done). Some brilliant fan writer is planning to rectify all this shortly I hope.

*The Good Ship Phallic Symbol. Oh, how do I love your deus ex machina-ess.

*When did SV become the X-Files?

*Chloe, sweetie, love the hair, love the clothes. Am APPALLED at how badly you are treated. We need to start a protest or something. Also, she’s not good enough for Snooper Trooper! Lana. Really. That was supposed to read that Lana isn't good enough to scrub Chloe's toilet with her toothbrush, but I digress. The point is 'down with Lana, up with Chloe'... who really is too good for everybody except Wally, who sadly is not on this particular show. Damn.

*Pete. Screen time! Go on with your bad self.

*So Mary and Joseph Martha and Bo Duke are having a baby. An immaculately extra-terrestrially conceived baby no less. Huh.


Also. I am soliciting. Sadly there is no money involved, sorry, [livejournal.com profile] bonibaru. Seriously though, I am one with the non-inspiration right now, and that seems to be applying cross fandom. So, you know, I do well with photographs and icons and songs. Hit me one time, (not like Britney though, please) and maybe we can do some business. <-- insert rubbing of hands like evil fiend here.

[identity profile] resmin.livejournal.com 2003-02-19 01:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Smallville idea--
The ship impregnantes women with the babies of Krypton, until now Martha has been the only one. But after the "Parking Lot Experience," every woman in SV becomes pregnant... see movie-Village of the Damned for more reference (also starring Christopher Reeve)

Everwood idea--
Colin walks in on Ephram and Amy. Doesn't overreact, instead joins in.
Or.. we find out that Laynie was sent away to boarding school for inappropriate conduct with Bright (or Amy, your choice).

*shakes hands on pants*
That should take awhile.

[identity profile] mecurtin.livejournal.com 2003-02-19 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Smallville idea--
The ship impregnantes women with the babies of Krypton, until now Martha has been the only one. But after the "Parking Lot Experience," every woman in SV becomes pregnant...


I love this idea. I've already been encouraging people to believe that Martha's baby -- the future Supergirl, I'll warrant -- is genetically a full-blooded Kryptonian, intended to be Kal-El's mate to propagate the species. Angst, incest, you name it.