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1. VH1 Soul? My new favorite digital channel. They play the good stuff: Gang Starr! Slum Village! The Roots! AHHHHHHHHHH! I’m bitter that I had to give up MTV2 to get it though.

2. I was going to write out a why I adore my friends list thing, but everybody fell into two camps ‘insane, yet talented’ or ‘talented, yet insane.’ Ergo, you’re all insanely talented and that’s why I adore you. Cool?

3. I can’t make art like slodwick or icons like rosenho, but I can write (ok, that's debatable, but anyway).

So, here’s my gift to you: you tell me what you want: fandom, pairing (no Lana damnit!), scene (if so desired) and I’ll write a drabble for you.

Just you.

100 words per person. If you’re interested drop me a line and tell me what you’d like. I can’t promise they’ll all be good or that they won’t overlap a bit, but it’s what I’ve got so if you’re interested lemme know.

edited to note: I have no doubt that I am overreaching/going beyond my capabilities/ stretching my (in)considerable skills to the max, but you do things like that when you like people. Tis better to give... than to steal.

double edited to note: 100 words per person does not mean 100 words per character! requesting more than one character is not going to get you a longer drabble. i'm just sayin'.

Comments

[sundaysunday.livejournal.com]

I want Everwood. Docslash. Andy/Harold.

Pllleaaaaaasseee????

Lumberjack!Clark

[elleesttrois.livejournal.com]

We just saw woobie Clark holding wee Clex. How about a lumberjack story w/ child. Maybe Lex owns the mill.

[r1cepudding.livejournal.com]

Lexinem!

*twirls*

[suaine.livejournal.com]

I feel like a kid in a ... uhm, porn store? Well, anyway, if you can find it with your muses, write Harry/Draco deathfic... but not any deathfic, write old_age!deathfic after a very long life spent together... bittersweet and so fluffy it hurts

[wyoluvr.livejournal.com]

Everwood, Bright, anytime during The Perfect Day

[barely-bean.livejournal.com]

Um...Zahra..darling, Bex and I came up with this idea and we're scared of it so we want to give it to you. We'll trade in our requests for it.

How to explain it...*goes to copy & paste*

Bex: he's going to call her Miss Sullivan
Bex: and she'll be like 'bitch are you for real?'
Bex: only not in those words
ME: hee!
ME:when did chloe start hanging out with eminem?
Bex: LOL
ME:dude. there's a pairing
Bex: he's on Lionel's payroll
Bex: they met at a staff do
ME:bwaha
Bex: he was standing by the canapes
Bex: looking lost
ME:dies*
ME:dude i shoudl have made zahra write this
Bex: she offered him a sip of her Cristal
ME:could you just picture her trying to correct his grammar
Bex: LOL
Bex: lecturing him on misogynism
ME:OHMYGOD
Bex: *reels*
ME:zahra loves us extra right? we're allowed another request
Bex: LOL
Bex: i should think so
Bex: *nudges*
Bex: you do it
ME:hehehe
Bex: say it's for us joint
Bex: that's only 50 words each!
ME:can we offer to trade in for it?
Bex: yeah
Bex: i'll trade lexinem for chleminem

[lunaris1013.livejournal.com]

Logan and Johnny. It can be Logan/John, Logan/John/Bobby, or merely Logan *catching* John and Bobby. Any way you want to slice it, I want Logan and St. John hard *eg*

[starlitefaerie.livejournal.com]

*shuffles feet*

Could I get a Everwood Colin/Ephram, season finale fic? If possible.

[poor-choices.livejournal.com]

*feels somehow nervous* I feel all alone in my Shooting Fish corner. Would you write some to help the fact that it's not really a real fandom?

[jeannie81.livejournal.com]

Ooh, Clex on a summer holiday in India :).

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

You know, I was going to ask for something absolutely insane, like Pyro/Lionel, or Lex/Bobby/Draco or something. But then I remembered that last night I discovered that Ephram Brown is the boyfriend I never had in high school and now I just want something with Ephram. It doesn't even have to be shippy, although it could be. I just want Ephram doing something adolescently-angsty and snarky, and I want him to still have the purple hair.

Yes, please.

[shuntbumps.livejournal.com]

Everwood girlslash! Everwood girlslash!

[resmin.livejournal.com]

Dangit, I wanted to be talentedly insane.
Aw well.

oohh... that's shiny of ya Gov'ner.
More Bright/anyoneeverintheworld please.

[slodwick.livejournal.com]

Can I have s'more Lucas? Maybe... Lucas with a girlfriend, doing... lame boyfriend stuff? *g*

[cyclogenesis.livejournal.com]

H/D porn. :-D :-D :-D

[obsessedmuch.livejournal.com]

Faith/Lindsey Anytime post-S4 Angel finale.

*wibbles at the thought of it*

Are you in or out?

[ladyvyola.livejournal.com]

Ocean's 11, please please please. Danny, Rusty, Linus. Any combination thereof. Shaken, stirred, on the rocks, straight up -- whatever. Something that sparkles, the way Soderbergh said he wanted the movie to sparkle.

[lux--aeterna.livejournal.com]

just jumping in to say-- yeaaaah the roots! i <3 the roots beyond all reasonable.. reason. *laughs*

er, but i won't request anything. you look quite swamped already. although if you feel bored and not-so-swamped, i haven't seen anyone requesting any dombilleh yet...

[anamchara.livejournal.com]

I'd love it if you'd write a sweet, Ron/Hermione (het, I know;), first kiss drabble. Thanks! :)

[rsiobhan.livejournal.com]

Canon Percy. I have such a thing for canon Percy.

Also, it's very kind of you to offer this. In my opinion, you have enough talent to pull it off.

[andariell.livejournal.com]

I'd love to see a Chloe drabble from you. If I bat my eye lashes, can I get Chloe/Lex? *makes flirty eyes at Z*

I'll reciprocate, too! Even with my current issues, I can manage a drabble (though it will likely be more than 100 words -- I am not succinct *g*). Tell me what you want! I'll try anything in SV or X-Men...

*thinks about that statement and considers qualifiers*

Well, yeah... anything. But just for you, babe. MWAH!

[shellies.livejournal.com]

dom. billy. billy. dom.

yeah.

[boniblithe.livejournal.com]

Lex/Draco.

Hee.

[elfiepike.livejournal.com]

Everwood, no particular pairing in mind but Bright! I loves Bright. The Abbot family dynamics would be neat, but there needs to be Bright. :D

Also: you rock. I'm not sure if I've said this to you yet.

[iscaris.livejournal.com]

Some people have already asked for John/Logan, so I'll complete the foursome dynamic by asking for Scott/Bobby. *g*

You are so cool to let your friends list do requests like that!

[pastiche.livejournal.com]

Noooo, this post isn't gonna bite you on the ass, LOL.

Good Luck aaand, Daniel/Jack: Stargate SG1 *bg*

[kattiya.livejournal.com]

jude and jonny. the kiss.

[kdorian.livejournal.com]

Decisions, decisions.

I'm going to leave it up to you. Either a Wesley/Lindsey from Angel, or a Holmes/Watson from Sherlock Holmes.

[babywitch.livejournal.com]

*points, jumps up and down* You have a Pillow Book icon, you have a Pillow Book icon! I love you! I love you!

That's just one of the best movies ever. Although the box at our video store says unrated, so I was watching it (alone, thank god, not with my mother) and then all of a sudden it was like, oh, look, Ewan!penis. And only then did I go online and find out that its US rating was NC-17.

Anyway. I've been Ms. MIA for awhile, but I'm almost done with that, and with school, so I hope to have something Everwoodian to ask you to beta in the next week or two. Is that okay?

Also (the comment-y part comes now): Ever seen Y Tu Mama, Tambien? How about a little Julio/Tenoch?

If not, I'd love to see an X2 RPS featuring Alan Cumming and either Shawn and/or Aaron. Or their fictional counterparts. Poor Herr Wagner needs some love ...

[goss.livejournal.com]

aww i hope it's not too late. i did this pic (http://www.igoss.com/html/manips_floor.html) a while back, and i'd love if you could write something to go with it. that is, of course, if you're still doing them. :)

[pandarus.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm...so tempting.

Either Draco/Neville or Connor/Lindsey or Connor/Wesley or Connor/Angel or Kaylee/Simon or Mal/Simon or Pete/Lana or Aragorn/Haldir or Kurt/Mystique or Logan/Magneto.

Any of those tickle your fancy?

bats eyelashes