Lifestyles of the rich and (in)famous

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1. There’s jaded. And then there’s jaded. I love boondocks

2. Thank you to everyone who took the time to read, comment, recc and tell me how insane (I think I saw at least three posts to that effect) I am with regards to the Drabble Marathon of 2003. I hope you guys enjoyed yourselves.

3. I am tired. There will be no stories today, however, in a blatant rip-off of the lovely happyminion, my muses are available for interview if you so desire. Lex, Harry, Marshall, Ephram, Bright, Faith, Sean & Cal (Warrior Angel), and Bobby are all taking questions. (3 question max.)

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Sean and Cal:

**Due to certain, err, Codes, Treaties and Injunctions currently being debated in the Fourth Court of the Fifteenth Dimension, Sean Devlin and Callum King, nee Devilicus and Warrior Angel, are not allowed in the same zone at the same time. Therefor, this interview is being conducted via Cerabell-Band**

1) How hot was the sex?

Sean: I wouldn't touch him with a ten-foot pole.
Cal: You say that now, but *somebody* gave me a eleven foot remote control Sentient Vibra-Pole for my 23rd birthday.
Sean: Fuck off and die.
Cal: Make-up sex was always a good thing for us.
Sean: I'm going to put you in a terrarium with carnivorous spiders.
Cal: Kinky.

2) Do you miss each other when you occasionally get drunk and maudlin?

Sean: No.
Cal: No.
*Breakthrough from the Operator*: LIARS!
Sean & Cal: Shut up, Zahra!

3) Any advice to current best friends/lovers who are soon to be arch-nemeses?

Sean: Make sure you get the house.
Cal: A little faith can go a long way.
Sean: What are you? A farmer?
Cal: Would that have made you happy?
Sean: You wouldn't know what would make me happy.
Cal: I tried.
Sean: Fuck. Off.

*transmission 351.7.619 terminated*

Lex:

1) Would you go road tripping with Marshall again?

Conventional wisdom would suggest that's not a good idea, however, life with Marshall has to be safer than getting married.

2) Do you see subtext in Sean & Cal's relationship in the comics?

Despite common belief, not all comic book heroes are gay. Having said that, however, they were pretty obvious. I'm not really happy about Cal dating again or whatever they're calling the introduction of Hector the Brave.

3) Would you have sex with an alien if he looked like a supermodel?

Which supermodel? Naomi? Gisele? Marcus Schenkenberg? I've already done two of the three.